Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
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Top comments
TheOneTC 8
They're basically the same
shireman97 6
Aren't you a quick thinker
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Comments (99)
H00ks 19
Hey, he probably did too.
U_GotitDude 18
You totally deserved that one
_wraith 15
You know OP, you didn't really need a response to the statement. Sorry, but in this case, YDI.
KingCeltic77 18
You couldnt just lie?
djgoreo 12
What kind of black magic is it that Noor and perdix are getting thumbed down like this? Does this mean the poles are switched and the FML commoner is now good at commenting?
KyleHolt 7
Lame.
buckdharma 37
I got money... ''Me too''
redhedsaysrawr 18
That's when you quickly say "just kidding!" With a forced laugh.
The_sGTw_0979 4
I hope you weren't the same age as he was..
dawood_k 27
Should have a sign outside that reads. Oh come on over too my place... Let me bang the teeth out of you...