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Who the hell flushes a weave?

Who flushes a weave? I know sometimes people get weaves that are so ugly they never want to see again but you set that one fire or throw that in the garbage not flush it down.

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Don't worry #1. I hate 'shitty' jokes as much as the next FML reader, but as someone who has experience with fake hair I can appreciate the humour in this one :)

I learned that the hard way... Several times

well I mean......free weave?

Dude, no.

I don't see what I did wrong tbh

Yes, here, take this free, shit-soaked, probably smelly, nasty weave I plucked from the sewage pipe, where all sorts of bacteria or whatnot must be, not to mention the person who wore it beforehand and if they had any head lice or dandruff. But hey - free weave?!

Some people don't get sarcasm.

#2 was obviously being sarcastic. nobody is dumb enough to use a weave someone flushed down the shitter

C'mon guys, he was obviously kidding. Y'all need to lighten up. Don't worry #2, made me laugh

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That was so forced it wasn't funny.

Just like love and farts; if you have to force it, it's probably shit.

That was so forced, they're probably constipated.

No no, it was a hairy situation.

I'm sorry OP that's so disgusting.... I hope your apartment will be cleaned :(

Who even.. thinks that you can flush that down the toilet..

You're incorrectly assuming that there was a thought process involved.

My stepmom and her oldest daughter do hair in my dad's apartment from time to time, and inevitably, strands of weave would make their way onto the carpet. My dad bought an expensive Dyson vacuum a while back specifically designed to suck up pet hair and other shit without clogging, but eventually it succumbed to the destructive power of leftover weave. Powerful stuff, man

#7, my family is renting a new place and the toilet was backing up every 6 weeks. On the second call to the real estate office their phone person asked... "What, again? Are you flushing chicken bones down there?" Turned out there was a clog in the pipes that were off of the property and we had to get in the top guns for it because the plumber wasn't insured to go that far. But honest to god... "chicken bones"

Who the hell flushes a weave?

Who flushes a weave? I know sometimes people get weaves that are so ugly they never want to see again but you set that one fire or throw that in the garbage not flush it down.

Exactly, dispose of it the proper way?.

maybe a kid, or by accident ?

The horror!