By emselin - 18/09/2012 20:07 - Denmark - Niv

Today, someone brought cake to class. Trying to get some attention from the guy I have a crush on, I asked if he wanted my piece of cake. He accepted it, and then offered it to another girl. FML
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MURIKKA 11

Keep doing that OP, and his crush will become obese. Then he's all yours.

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flockz 19

that monkeys get very angry when you kick them off your roof expecting them to fly.

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mrmrmrman 6

Sorry to hear that OP, maybe he's not the one for you?

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iNewKid 20

Last class, I gave you my cake, but the very next girl, you gave it away

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Tay_racer10 3

Last Christmas hahahahaha

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LolFMLnot 10

You guys were basically playing hot potatoes with a cake. "pass it on , pass it on"

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0RedPenguin0 8

At least he saved OP a lot of time she would be spending trying to get him to like her

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BRLHP 24

Maybe he thought you were handing it out to everyone, not just him specifically. So maybe he thought it was ok to hand it out.

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leeburns 5

Look on the bright side op she's going to get fat and you won't :) then he will Come back haha

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IOmnomHard 10

Is anyone else wondering why OP was getting him the cake? She didn't bring it in, so obviously if he wanted a piece he would have gotten up to get it on his own. since it wasn't OPs cake, I don't get why this is an FML.

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sens3sfailing 24

Yeah, because everyone wants a guy they know is shallow...don't try and be his choice by default...show him you are amazing and right for him and if you don't catch his eye OP then he might not be the one. See if you have guy friends who maybe like you that you just never thought of in that way, they can usually be the ones who care the most. But make sure they are right for you too!

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flockz 19

that monkeys get very angry when you kick them off your roof expecting them to fly.

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patrickalamo 47

People will write anything to have a comment posted

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patacus 14

that she has no man AND no cake.

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trollcrusher 17

It tells me that he could be a very nice person. I imagined a scenario where OP gave the cake to her crush, and the crush thanked her for it. But maybe then he saw a girl that was too shy to get her own, so he offered her his cake. Am I the only one who thought of this? Or he could just be a jerk, as the majority is assuming.

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KVKdragon 26

Wow, that was a little mean. He should at least thank you for your kindness even if he didn't get the impression you were trying to get his attention from a romantic point of view. I'm sorry :( There's plenty of fish left in the sea OP ;)

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LolFMLnot 10

But she doesn't want just any fish, she wants nemo :(

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Surge5560 20

The FML never mentioned if he said thank you or not.

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gc327072 30

There's plenty of fish in the sea, and Denmark has lots of coastline. No worries, op!

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p3mguin 7

Golden magickarp only fish for me...

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MURIKKA 11

Keep doing that OP, and his crush will become obese. Then he's all yours.

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loserboii 11

Kill her with kindness over the course of months. The perfect plan

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hopsinlove17 26

^That teaches people to take advantage of you. Stick up for yourself in a mature way.

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beccaishereyay 11

36- I didn't know being kind meant people automatically take advantage of you. How is she supposed to stick up for herself? The other girl did nothing wrong and the boy could do anything he wanted with his new cake. Kindness is a disappointingly rare thing these days. Don't discourage it.

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hopsinlove17 26

I'm not discouraging it. I try to be as kind as possible and people tend to "walk all over me." Society is ****** and there's not much anyone can do about it. Not trying to be a negative nancy or anything...

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loserboii 11

You're not discouraging it, but you say it teaches people to take advantage of you if you are nice? Right.

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tisvana20 6

I think he means "be kind, but with discretion." I'm a walking doormat too. At least I never gave any of my cake away. Got to have something.

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McAninch35 9

Is it bad that the only thing I could think about reading this post was Fat Princess?

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PInK_ExCiTeD 7

I like how you think #5, I like how you think ;) lmfao!

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BigJoeZD 16

It was said in a previous comment, but maybe you didn't get the picture. So giving OP's crush more cake to keep feeding to the other girl for the purpose of making her obese means that he will automatically just go back to OP? And this would also make the crush extremely shallow? Because I'm sure all women want that, that must be what I'm doing wrong.

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tastico 2

Learn from that other girl to know what it takes

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hopsinlove17 26

Or be yourself...? When did that go away?

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TBelle4Ever 15

Swag can't do anything for you in life... other than make you sound like a giant douche.

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gmc_blossom 21

I don't like cake. I love cake.

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torbey 23

39- I read your comment in Donkey from Shrek's voice.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Lmao i might be the first person to not like cake...or maybe i like it deeeeep deeep down. Probably not. But what i really dont like is chocolate :D

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Enslaved 36

And he gave it to get the attention of the girl he has a crush on. :P Domino effect? Did she eat the cake or pass it on to her crush?

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gmc_blossom 21

Maybe eventually the person that has a crush on OP would give it to her. :0

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Petepoop 6

I remember when I was in fourth grade…

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rs89 20

After checking your age and description on your profile, it's safe to say you not only remember it, you are stuck in it!

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supportcommand 17

33- before you ripped on 13, you should have changed your picture.

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mfischer 17

I want to up vote your comment because it's funny, but the urge to down vote you because of your profile is just as urgent. Thus, inaction is the course of action to be taken here.

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walmartpaysme 15

13, please tell me that you are lying about your age.

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