Today, while talking to one of my parents' friends, we discovered that the house he grew up in is the same house my boyfriend now lives in. When he recalled that he lost his first tooth there, the only response I could come up with was, "Oh my gosh, I lost my virginity there!" FML
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Today, my dad told me he had been seeing someone for a while and has decided to marry her. When I met her, her son looked familiar. I lost my virginity to him. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, I had a talk with my daughter about how I hope her first boyfriend is a special one because 'spending the night' with a boy is a big deal. She replied with a giggle, "Mom, I lost my virginity in a parking lot three years ago!" FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my best friend informed me that he had lost his virginity to my sister, which I already knew. However, he told me the location. My room. While I was asleep. FML
Today, I was hanging out with a few of my friends, including an old ex-girlfriend and her current boyfriend of 5 years. When my ex, whose virginity I had taken years earlier, mentioned, "I had the iPhone first," without thinking, I immediately responded, "Well, I had YOU first." FML
Today, my father decided to tell me in detail when and how he lost his virginity. He even told me what position it was and who this girl was. I will never look at him in the same way again. He also made his hands "have sex". FML
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of two years that he was my first kiss. His reply? I was the first person he ever whacked off to. FML
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Top comments
TheOneTC 8
They're basically the same
shireman97 6
Aren't you a quick thinker
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Comments (99)
DarkJediLove 19
Well there goes all his sweet childhood memories.
micahdunk 13
Oh wow. What a conversation topic.
perdix 29
Maybe you lost your first "****** dentata" tooth in there. That would be an even bigger coincidence. Sometimes, thinking before speaking comes in handy. Try it.
gc327072 30
Then I hope she lost ALL of them!
Catkam623 27
Aww perdix I don't think I'll ever sleep again
RedPillSucks 31
OP, why the hell did you feel the need to reply? and why the hell did I feel the need to google ****** dentata?
perdix 29
#54, so you'll know not to freak out when you see ads for a combination gynecologist/dentist. The More You Know(TM).
supportcommand 17
The term "snapper" comes to mind after reading about ****** dentata.
TomPusslicker 21
Reminds me of Pillow Pants.
beddington 7
It's not lost, it's right where you left it.
False_Stupidity 41
Yes, right there on the kitchen table.
MaxG123 8
Bet the conversation went awkward very quickly..
perdix 29
#17, but then the kid will eventually lose his or her virginity there, too! Cool if it's a boy, but catastrophe if it's a girl. Sorry for the double-standard.
Rebekkah1993 10
Teeth . Sex. Kinda the same :-S
RedPillSucks 31
She puts the bite in "Oral Sex"
outoftown 26
#37, Both involve orifaces. Just ones at different... poles.
ICastillo 24
Hmm everybody seems to lose something in that house... It's just a bad luck house. OP stay out of there. You don't know what else you might lose in there.
shmoelover 13
I'm almost positive that in both those cases it is not usually considered bad luck. But maybe that's just me.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol a little overexcited now.
In_some_bullshit 13
I have no filter on what i say, i do this kind of thing, all the time. Sucks!!
CharresBarkrey 15
If you honestly cannot filter your words, it sounds like you have a tumor. You should get checked out by a neurologist.