Today, while taking an order over the phone for the customer at work, I began to hear slight moans. The moans gradually became faster and louder, until climax was achieved and I realized I was being used for phone sex. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML
Today, I was taking calls at the helpdesk I work at. The caller was a man, and while helping him with his issue he suddenly stopped to tell me I had a nice soothing voice. Then he told me to say something else. As I continued to help him, he started making moaning noises. I'm a guy. FML
Today, while working at my dead-end call centre job that couldn't get any worse, I answered a call from a customer who was having loud sex. I still needed to sound professional and tell her when a product was released. FML
Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. About halfway through he went really quiet and started breathing heavily. I thought he was about to climax until I discovered he had fallen asleep. FML
Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML
Today, I was called a pervert. On a phone sex line. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. My phone started ringing and it was my Mom, she said I could answer it. As I answered the phone my girlfriend started playing with my dick. I moaned. Loud. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML
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Top comments
SomeRandomGuy15 18
I think they got what THEY wanted...
th3mai1man 6
Just make sure they didn't give you hearing aids.
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Comments (104)
thebomb553 5
You must have a really sexy voice.
scotti19 14
Did you at least make them pay?
OxenFree 10
Can you file sexual harassment charges for that? And thus, my fear of telephones is REVIVED.
jay_ladybug 19
Acca-awkward
anthonydavis 4
Would you like fries with that shake? "OH GOD YES! YES YES YEEEESSSSSS!!!" Sir, are you trying to say you do?
10showgirl 16
Actually, I would watch my back if I were you. It might be someone who is stalking you if they could climax just to the sound of your voice....
Forever1218 10
Uhhh....
omgimdying 15
Well, at least they didn't conceive a child with Spice Girls or Justin Beiber
nandybear 19
Hey, future job opportunity!
Gb1625 7
my question to you. Did anyone not teach you to hang up such calls period