thebomb553

About Thebomb553

I mostly use this app not to post FML's, but to see others. That's about it

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Thebomb553's favorite FMLs

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By melas303 / Sunday 30 December 2013 00:22 / United States

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jake / Monday 16 September 2013 19:08 / United States - Albany

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anon / Wednesday 9 January 2013 19:27 / United States - Southbury

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it