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Her boyfriend is probably Chris Griffin. Found that condom in a toilet.
I doubt it.
I bet dinkleberg would like to volunteer.
I volunteer as tribute!
Tell him to save the condoms because you clearly should not breed with this man.
Kids are innocent. They won't know the difference. Not sure the parents would be too happy though...
"Mom! Mom! MOM! This balloon is so slippery, can I keep it? :D"
Yes I'm thinking more of the psychological value this holds... Once the kid realizes... Yeah if your boyfriend can't figure that out then you might wanna find a new one mate
Definitely not. It's time for a new boyfriend.
Probably better to stick to using balloons next time, they won't be as slippery.
"But mummy, this one is strawberry flavoured"
"Strawberry! My favori- aah... Son, give me that! Now, I will give that to your daddy so he can 'throw it away' once we get home."
Im sure they make great balloon animals
Some kids on my bus when ai was in school made a bunch of them. Some went out the window into the street, others were flown up to the front. The funny part is that they were taken out of this guy's bag, and they were Smalls. (He talks about "getting laid every other day" just wanted to share. sorry about the novel.
But they can be inflated so much more than a ballon. And stronger too. Just don't use the ribbed ones.
I'm pretty sure he stuck them on his bunghole and farted to blow them up..
Better than putting them in the goodie bags.
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I will now perform a magic trick. I will need a volunteer and a condom.
"But mummy, this one is strawberry flavoured"