Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
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Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
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tacojauns 45
That is literally THE BEST response he could have given
sexyboi1985 27
Well YDI
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Comments (150)
JoeGrant 12
Honestly, you should be happy that he didn't freak out at you and cause a huge problem. I think it'd be worse if he had made a big ordeal about it. You're lucky here, OP.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22
Ahaha, at least he's got a sense of humor, not every dad would appreciate the idea of a guy sexting with their daughter, even if it is the boyfriend
spazz666 18
His purpose was to make OP so self conscious that he never takes his pants off again. "Uhh, so my dad told me you have a small dick..."
Thundering_Jibbs 13
Dude, it could have been a lot worse
middlenamefrank 8
Dad got game!
darwinism 30
You would have preffered a picture of a gun? A link to a funeral home? A return phone call? Just count your lucky stars he is a careing father looking after the best interest of his little girl!
caggybandicoot 34
Hahahaha, you have to laugh at it, mate. That's really funny. He got you good.
kurodansei 16
Really, I sent a picture of my penis to my Dad's girlfriend and all I got back was a picture of a belt with a key on it. My girlfriend was wearing the same one the next day. Pretty stylish, but kinda in the way.
kurodansei 16
Dammit... Read wgat I mean! Not what I type! geese lol.
SeepingSarcasm 7
Brilliant way to handle the situation. Great future father-in-law you have there! He's a keeper!
strike2867 13
Am I the only one that doesn't have my gf's father's number on my phone, even though we've been living together for 3 years?
Lilo4life 26
Your lucky he didn't do something worse.