Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
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Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
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tacojauns 45
That is literally THE BEST response he could have given
sexyboi1985 27
Well YDI
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lengi123 18
Sometimes OCD and paranoia pays off lol!
icepick23 12
Robert and Roberta? Jack and Jackie? Steve and Stevie? Bert and Bertha?
Dawnstempest 17
@ Lilaxx I agree. Life is hard enough without some alpha jock thinking it's his lifes' goal to terrorize someone because they want to date their daughter. I wonder if it's the same treatment for sons. "Are you a worthy wife to my son? If you don't have him home exactly on the agreed upon time I've got a twelve gage and your home address." Last I checked, assuming they have a wife, they dated and married some guys' daughter too. What do they think happens? Oh... Well I was irresponsible and a liar and screwed around while being terrorized by my wife's Dad so my kids must be/ have that too? It's called trust. Which comes from knowing you raised your kid right. They know you are there to keep them safe if they end up with a psychopath as a boyfriend/ girlfriend. It's the modern world where kids get to choose who to date. There is enough pressure on both of them from each other, they don't need to worry about some terrorizing Dad in the mix too ("See that guy in the woods with makeup on? That's my Dad..."). This Dad is awesome because he trusts his Daughter and values letting his kid have freedom. And to top it off, he has a sense of humor about the whole thing.
KaitlynNeal 13
Not sure if hint or his win
xTrepidation 14
I feel like seeing him face to face after that would be a very intensely awkward moment incomparable to any others you may have had.
simsgirlgem 25
could have been worse he could have sent a picture of a shotgun as a sign of I'll kill you
kenoswild 14
Well he's helping you out by encouraging you to better satisfy his daughter.
Cowsxgoxmoo78 8
Why do you have your gfs father's cell Number? And +1 for dad for that one.
KrazyChica 3
whoa her dad knows what he is talking about
MoreBeef 4
TROLOLOLOL. Epic dad win!