Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
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Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
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tacojauns 45
That is literally THE BEST response he could have given
sexyboi1985 27
Well YDI
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Comments (150)
toelie 26
Anything following "while sexting" is YDI.
TheDrifter 23
It's a different standard for sons, their potential mate's father, not their own, is in charge of determining whether they're worthy. I for one, delight in frightening my daughters' boyfriends. If they're not man enough to respectfully stand up to her father, they're certainly not man enough to be worthy of her.
hurley12 30
Could have been worse. What a troll dad.
iamthunder 4
Ouch! Hope his daughter isn't as harsh!
agentx52 13
You got off lucky.
dwc2134 5
Hahahaha this is not a FML, this is a father ******* with the person having sex with his daughter.
finch01 18
not Ur size try these
davek 36
Apply cold water to burned area.
the_dumb_duck 7
At least he didn't send a link for a funeral home
TheDrifter 23
So you're saying their mother should weed out the losers, in the name of gender equality? Sure, but I'm nicer to them. I'm not trying to make them wet themselves in terror, just show some real character past the nervous bravado and goofy haircut. If you meant let my daughters make those mistakes without paternal input, you totally missed the point of having a memory. We can prevent our kids from making the mistakes we did, to an extent.