Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I accidentally sent a dick pic to my coach instead of my girlfriend. He sent one back. FML
Today, I was drunk and sent my friend a picture of my penis. He edited the picture and put hands and sunglasses on it before sending it to practically everyone I know. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, while I was babysitting, the little girl wanted to show me a picture that her mom had just sent to the family iPad via iMessage. Trying to be helpful, I clicked iMessage, only to see pictures of her father's erect penis. She won't stop asking about the "hotdog" in the picture. FML
Today, I was browsing my computer to find naked pictures of my ex-girlfriend. I decided it'd be funny to photoshop a penis onto one of the pictures. I'm straight and the new picture turned me on more than before. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
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tacojauns 45
That is literally THE BEST response he could have given
sexyboi1985 27
Well YDI
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Comments (150)
perdix 29
That's so much funnier a response than murder. And probably almost as effective!
dead_insects 18
and hey... no prison time!! ;)
limitedition 25
My Dad would have used you as target practice if you came near his daughters again. You got off easy
sexyboi1985 27
He definitely did !
Enslaved 36
You're lucky. He could have sent you a penis re-attachment ad after he threatened to cut it off.
Dracoboxer357 35
29- A penis reattachment ad? :) Is there such a thing? One would think if you cut your penis off, doing God knows what, you'd probably scoop it up and run screaming obscenities all the way to the hospiral, begging and sobbing for a miracle recovery. I couldnt see myself suffering that misfortune, and calmly flipping through the yellow pages to call in an appointment to have it reattached sometime next Thursday. ;P Anyone that would is either a better man than I, or a certified ******* wacko.....imho. ;)
Enslaved 36
Maybe an "ad" was the wrong word to use but there's plenty of information on the internet about that particular surgery being done and it's successful rate. Grim! He could have sent those article.
angelitared 27
Father in law to be for sure!
chrisp87 11
Baby dick lol
dantee2005 33
Straight to favorites!!!
athos1237 4
Dad for the win! YDI
Steffi 26
Win her dad's life.
kee_breezy32 34
check who your sending your text messages too before you send them!! did they have similar names or something that you got confused ?
Jjimen1654 9
In a month thank him for the link and tell him it really workedand his daughter really enjoys it now. That would make him so angry! Haha