By joyness - 20/12/2012 14:49 - Taiwan - Taipei

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Today, I was sleeping on an airplane. I dreamed that I was running my hands up and down my friend's leg sexually to creep him out. I woke up and I realized that I was running my hand up and down the leg of the old man sitting next to me. FML
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Welshite 39
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I'll bet you didn't hear him complaining, though. ;)

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Pleonasm 35
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I bet he wasn't creeped out though. After a while, though, I think it was less up and down the leg, and more up and down the dong. I think he's ready for take-off. I bet his jet engine enjoyed its four-stroke cycle.

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Welshite 39
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I'll bet you didn't hear him complaining, though. ;)

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perdix 29

If he objected, he could have easily pushed her hand away. He didn't push her hand away, therefore . . .

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gc327072 30
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The old man= Perdix in 20-30 years.

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cosmosis 12
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Hes just unlucky op wasnt dreaming about skiing.

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KMtheDrummer 6
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I originally thought OP was male, which made this much funnier.

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JBChristian 47
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Well that would be quite embarrassing, huh?

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mzrobinson 13

Hence why it's on FML. -___-

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renjisgirl12 22
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I was just about to say the same thing lol

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loloalltheway 23
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I agree with the baby!

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Silent_Thrill 17

#20, I also agree with the baby! Here's to you mzRobinson. Jesus love you mor..... oh god dammit!! Time to go watch The Graduate.

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MrPlopper 9
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I like how the cat agreed with the human child and not the other cat

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Pleonasm 35
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I bet he wasn't creeped out though. After a while, though, I think it was less up and down the leg, and more up and down the dong. I think he's ready for take-off. I bet his jet engine enjoyed its four-stroke cycle.

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Pleonasm 35
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Ugh. I don't know why I bother anymore. Whatever.

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zingline89 18

It's okay Pleo, FML is hit and miss. One minute you're flying high, the next you come to a crash landing. Once the down thumbing begins, people like to just pilot on. But hey, I'll always be your wingman. I mean, wouldn't you rudder try than just not comment at all?

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Pleonasm 35
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Who nose? It's not fun having the FML thumb police on my tail. I mean I'm a Fighter, but meh.

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Dusty_Busters 15

Well done!

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danielnieves 4
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Jet engines don't have strokes

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Pleonasm 35
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I like to pretend that they do.

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codyjohn17 5
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Wow.... Try to avoid him slipping roofies in your drink. Or as I like to call it "floories" (hangover quote)

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biggestfan23 11
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#4 that had no relevance to this FML

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sexxxysydney 14
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I get what you were going for. Unfortunately, it just didn't work out.

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verkdizzle 2
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Not only did the quote not have anything to do with the FML. But you ruined it even further by naming the source like we're all half-wits. I don't appreciate that very much

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verkdizzle 2
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The 'frowned upon, like masterbating on an airplane' quote would have been more relevant here

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seandoc 13
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This seriously made no sense..

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onorexveritas 23

hilarious

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renjisgirl12 22
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lets just hope he didn't want to return the favour :S

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Lauren324 18
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I'm surprised he didn't tell you to keep doing it.

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gracehi 31
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I wonder why my comment was deleted. I wasn't being mean to anybody. Welshite, I realize that old people aren't necessarily celibate. Hell, it's not like I've never heard of Hugh Hefner. I was just being silly and making a joke.

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olpally 32

Wrong username welshite... Her name is Lauren. Lmao. As for the fml, have fun explaining that to the old man op, sure he didn't mind at all though. Lol. Edit:: Never mind... I didn't see gracehi there! Whoops! Lol

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gracehi 31
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"Today, the young lady in the seat next to me on the airplane fell asleep. I guess she was dreaming, because she began to seductively run her hand up and down my thigh. That's the most action I've gotten in about fifty years. FML"

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Welshite 39
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Gracehi, just because people are old doesn't mean they don't get some "action". I'm sure he just appreciated being felt up by a much younger woman.

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PenguinBitch 43
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Don't get frighten! That's not a snake he has.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Snakes on the plane!

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seandoc 13
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Where's Samuel L. Jackson when you need him?

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Silent_Thrill 17

It may only be one snake, but watch out! It's venom can ruin someone's life for up to 18 years.

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perdix 29

Did he ask you to go back to sleep for about five more minutes so he can finish?

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cristy91 33
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How do you think she woke up?

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Silent_Thrill 17

And to think I got pissed when my friend dumped cold water on my face while I was sleeping...

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