Intimacy, Health and Awkward: Today, on the bus, a man in his late 30s sat next to me. After...

By Anonymous - 13/06/2019 22:00

Today, on the bus, a man in his late 30s sat next to me. After a moment, he turned to me and said with a wink, "You must be ovulating, I can smell your vagina." FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2018 13:00

Today, I was sitting a full bus when a man seated himself next to me. After a few moments, he looked at me and said, "I can smell your vagina, you must be ovulating." I don't know if he was hitting on me or what but I couldn't race out of there fast enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML

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By pokeballbra - 17/10/2011 05:44 - United States

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with, "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2011 23:32 - United States

Today, I was on the bus heading home from school, when I noticed a ridiculously hot girl near me, checking me out. I was about to say something charmingly funny when I suddenly got a whiff of onions. Turns out she had turned around simply to catch the essence of her own fart. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By annabellatrix - 14/09/2015 18:20 - Hungary

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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Perfume Allergy Man strikes again!

By Lor - 09/10/2019 06:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a woman got on the bus wearing extremely strong perfume and sat in the seat in front of me. The gentleman I was sitting next to began violently sneezing, so much so that he eventually sneeze-vomited all over my lap and backpack. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 20 September 2018 4:56

You should have punched him in the face, and asked how that smelled.

NPDclusterBaware 8

Thursday 13 June 2019 23:35

Gross and I bet all the YDIers are /r/niceguys

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 20 September 2018 4:56

You should have punched him in the face, and asked how that smelled.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Saturday 15 June 2019 16:02

Another old post? I thought we were done with these?

Dthsapprntc 23

Thursday 13 June 2019 23:06

How to get girls to NOT like you 101.

Wadlaen 23

Thursday 13 June 2019 23:10

Well, was he right..?

NPDclusterBaware 8

Thursday 13 June 2019 23:35

Gross and I bet all the YDIers are /r/niceguys

rebelwithmouseyhair 18

Friday 14 June 2019 14:21

each with a really small one.

PenguinPal3017 19

Friday 14 June 2019 2:27

The nose knows!

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Friday 14 June 2019 4:50

Ew. Just.... ew..... [shudder]

Joshawott 21

Friday 14 June 2019 10:04

"That's odd, because I can only smell one c- here?"

RoyalSafari 26

Friday 14 June 2019 10:26

That's odd. I thought 'Multiple Miggs' had died in The Silence of the Lambs.

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Friday 14 June 2019 13:40

That's the moment when you start carrying mace.

AmbrosiaFan 18

Friday 14 June 2019 19:44

Well, were you ovulating?

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