You should have punched him in the face, and asked how that smelled.

Another old post? I thought we were done with these?

How to get girls to NOT like you 101.

Well, was he right..?

Gross and I bet all the YDIers are /r/niceguys

each with a really small one.

The nose knows!

I stopped taking the bus, got my license, insurance and a car for the first time ever a year ago. It's just getting too dangerous to do the bus anymore. One of the best decisions I've ever made.

well if you will insist on telling women that their vagina smells of ovulation, I can imagine that the bus could be somewhat dangerous for you.

Ew. Just.... ew..... [shudder]

"That's odd, because I can only smell one c- here?"

That's odd. I thought 'Multiple Miggs' had died in The Silence of the Lambs.

That's the moment when you start carrying mace.