Today, on the bus, a man in his late 30s sat next to me. After a moment, he turned to me and said with a wink, "You must be ovulating, I can smell your vagina." FML
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
You should have punched him in the face, and asked how that smelled.
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NPDclusterBaware
| 8
Gross and I bet all the YDIers are /r/niceguys
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
You should have punched him in the face, and asked how that smelled.
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BurnInDemonFire
| 30
Another old post? I thought we were done with these?
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Dthsapprntc
| 23
How to get girls to NOT like you 101.
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Wadlaen
| 19
Well, was he right..?
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NPDclusterBaware
| 8
Gross and I bet all the YDIers are /r/niceguys
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rebelwithmouseyhair
| 16
each with a really small one.
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PenguinPal3017
| 19
The nose knows!
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KaD6
| 23
I stopped taking the bus, got my license, insurance and a car for the first time ever a year ago. It's just getting too dangerous to do the bus anymore. One of the best decisions I've ever made.
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rebelwithmouseyhair
| 16
well if you will insist on telling women that their vagina smells of ovulation, I can imagine that the bus could be somewhat dangerous for you.
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Briarpatch
| 20
Ew. Just.... ew..... [shudder]
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Joshawott
| 21
"That's odd, because I can only smell one c- here?"
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RoyalSafari
| 26
That's odd. I thought 'Multiple Miggs' had died in The Silence of the Lambs.
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NostalgiaFreak9
| 40
That's the moment when you start carrying mace.