Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
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ydi_ruuc
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It's more interesting.Really.
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muffinsareyummy
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Phone sex is overrated. It's not pleasurable at all.
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tjigga
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lol owned
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mfmylifesrsly
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haha that's funny you must have been a bad moaner for him to get distracted
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imbatman_fml
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This fml brought to you by the Hot Tub Timemachine, because I can't believe anyone in 2010 would be distracted by a game from the early 90's.
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crazeelife12
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you dissonance tetris bitch?!
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crazeelife12
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dissin fuck autocorrect
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ryguy997
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YDI for having phone sex.
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shaemariee
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cause you looking like your 13 would know hot to be satisfying moans.
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DGross
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It's ok OP, I'm sure he was just setting up a combo for maximum orgasm...
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saywaturcoco
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u need a new guy I'll hook u up with my bro...wait his playing tetras...now he is jumping with joy cuz he got a new high score...now he is having it with a bagel...now he is rly in to it nd doesn't realize I'm filming it to show my grandma....
jks
jks
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JackRocksSoSuckI
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pwn
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ReyEr9412
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I thought tetris was from before the 90's... anyway YDI for having phone secks in the first place.
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thenumberblue
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I pity the fool that vids his bro so he can show it to his grandma...
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tehamericanboy94
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YDI for having phone sex..stop being a kid and grow up :P
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tampabayfan
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nice job
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cuntwaffle
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in soviet russia phones sex you
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PiiScHkE
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ydi u lel pussy
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mfmylifesrsly
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36 are you talking to me?
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darealest3030
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lmfao!!!!!!!!
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Blue_Coconuts
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I used to fake phone sex. I used to fake cyber sex too but I got busted one day because I sent the other person a funny link not thinking about it... Meh, good times.. To be young again.
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mfmylifesrsly
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84 babe does that mean you faked last night??? =(
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Kamens
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#84 = win.
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adriana012
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boys and their games..
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Prototype12
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I'd rather play tetris than have phone sex....
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Blue_Coconuts
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mfmylifesrsly, I would never!
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gregsdaman
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ydi for not having real sex
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bezach
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I did that and a 14 year old boy needed sex advice O.o
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SerenaChaos805
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Lol tetris is like the best game in the world... hahaha showing your grandma
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SerenaChaos805
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you should try getting more into it next time.... maybe moan his name... or maybe you should just have real sex instead... way easier... unless he starts playing tetris haaha... i mean.. haha nvm (:
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woofis
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actually # 17 tetris has been around a lot longer than that prob early 60s
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harryman04
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84 wins
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Eddie_Paints
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Dude, Tetris is from the 80's!
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psyco5000
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don't bitch tetris is awesome.
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twi_freak
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hey! just cause it was made in the 90's doesn't mean no one plays it!!! I know me and my friends do and I'm gen Y!! tetris is becoming popular again :)
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doong_fml
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Tetris is such a bad game....
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DenisTheMenace
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lmfao 12
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StoryOfTheYear
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your lucky he responded after 5 minutes
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ButterflyBaby
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way to pick 'em, OP.
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shepaintsmusic
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I was gunna say that xD
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ydi_ruuc
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It's more interesting.Really.
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afatmonkey
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A few days ago my friend callede asking for money. While I was responding I heard a meow. Then a panicked scream. After that, a good ten minutes of yelling. Then I heard some paramedics or something show up and the phone hung up. Apparently, while he was asking for money, he was teaching his cat to give him a blowjob and it bit his dick almost in half and scratched up his balls. His dick had to be sewn together and put in a cast. then, this morning, he did it again.
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mfmylifesrsly
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86 - the fuck?
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afatmonkey
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one star if someone finds the moral of the story
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mezsed
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thats just sick
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Blue_Coconuts
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Pussy is meant to the be lickee not the licker.
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mfmylifesrsly
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OHHH I GOT IT!!
lol blonde/redhead moment for Haley!
lol blonde/redhead moment for Haley!
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Blue_Coconuts
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Honestly, I was just making that up and taking a guess. I like to think it's true though lol.
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ydi_ruuc
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Oh god...this just had to be posted as a reply on my comment...I'm gonna have nightmares
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JoshTheMaggot
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okay FIRST off tetris is fun. and you should be with him anyways. no phone crap just go hang out with him. but fyl for having a bf with ADD.
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YourEvilHero
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ydi you're a loser for doing it in the first place
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acccccccc
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tetris is the best game ever!!!!!
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evilpieboy
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hey i have ADD
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alex105
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u gonna fuckin diss ADD again go do some fucking research about it and you would Learn alot oh and u prob wouldn't be able to tell if some 1 had ADD or not like I have ADHD andonly the ppl I tell know and when I tell them they shocked cause they couldn't tell.....
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Rowdey
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126 - By your lack of punctuation, your horrible spelling, and your painful, painful abbreviations, I do not find is surprising you have ADHD..
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muffinsareyummy
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Phone sex is overrated. It's not pleasurable at all.
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gotpromise
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Agreed
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dman4412
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I don't necessarily agree with using the word "skill" but i'd say you've never done it with someone who has experience with the phone :/
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DGross
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muffins are yummy... blueberry muffins are my favorite...
... phone sex is like :-/ not :-O nor :-D
... phone sex is like :-/ not :-O nor :-D
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deathcab7
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cupcakes are better (: !! annd phone sexxx = no.
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fisheatsbear
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so how do you do phone sex? do you just kinda put it in? I'm not sure how this is any good when he could just whip it out.
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DGross
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... and that is why phone sex (doesn't)blow pun intended... I'm not afraid to admit I've never tried it and I'm sure I'm not alone...
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fisheatsbear
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lol you totally miscomprehended my comment. and I know what phone sex is, I'm just putting in a different way.
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perdix
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muffins, it can be very good, but it can also be terrible. The worst was the girl who thought sex was the Hokey Pokey.
You put your penis in
You take your penis out
You put your penis in
And you shake it all about.
After 30 or 40 verses of this, celibacy starts to look good -- a video game would be irresistible.
You put your penis in
You take your penis out
You put your penis in
And you shake it all about.
After 30 or 40 verses of this, celibacy starts to look good -- a video game would be irresistible.
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Monikabug
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Phone sex just isn't fun. It is hard for guys to talk "sexy" to a girl, because our version of sexy and men's version of sexy are two totally different things. OP, you are better off just masturbating alone. Or having real sex.
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DGross
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lol @ Perdix... you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around *snap* that's what itssss awwww crapppppp that hurt.....
and yea... guys sexy talk usually doesn't match up with what girls want to hear, at least not over a phone I suppose :-P
and yea... guys sexy talk usually doesn't match up with what girls want to hear, at least not over a phone I suppose :-P
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KurouTenshi
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@103
Guys can't talk sexy?!
Hun, call me. I'll show you talking sexy.
Guys can't talk sexy?!
Hun, call me. I'll show you talking sexy.
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forever2009
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lmao that's something my boyfriend would do
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Philosophic
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YDI for having a mouth.
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baby_gurly
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u clingy bitch. tetris is nothing to get upset about. it's very addictive.
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SheepPimp
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tetris is a priority
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tokintot07
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guess you weren't that good.
agreed w/ #4
agreed w/ #4
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FrannyPackIt
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really? phone sex? just hang out with him
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zero112
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right about now ur man is number one on my list of lames!!!!