By Jamie - 10/03/2010 20:29 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex when he stopped responding. Five minutes later and ready to hang up, he apologized because he got distracted with his game of Tetris. FML
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ydi_ruuc 0

It's more interesting.Really.

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muffinsareyummy 1

Phone sex is overrated. It's not pleasurable at all.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

haha that's funny you must have been a bad moaner for him to get distracted

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imbatman_fml 0

This fml brought to you by the Hot Tub Timemachine, because I can't believe anyone in 2010 would be distracted by a game from the early 90's.

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ryguy997 0

YDI for having phone sex.

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shaemariee 0

cause you looking like your 13 would know hot to be satisfying moans.

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DGross 8

It's ok OP, I'm sure he was just setting up a combo for maximum ******...

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saywaturcoco 0

u need a new guy I'll hook u up with my bro...wait his playing tetras...now he is jumping with joy cuz he got a new high score...now he is having it with a bagel...now he is rly in to it nd doesn't realize I'm filming it to show my grandma.... jks

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ReyEr9412 0

I thought tetris was from before the 90's... anyway YDI for having phone secks in the first place.

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thenumberblue 0

I pity the fool that vids his bro so he can show it to his grandma...

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tehamericanboy94 0

YDI for having phone sex..stop being a kid and grow up :P

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Blue_Coconuts 7

I used to fake phone sex. I used to fake cyber sex too but I got busted one day because I sent the other person a funny link not thinking about it... Meh, good times.. To be young again.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

84 babe does that mean you faked last night??? =(

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Prototype12 0

I'd rather play tetris than have phone sex....

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Blue_Coconuts 7

mfmylifesrsly, I would never!

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gregsdaman 0

ydi for not having real sex

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bezach 0

I did that and a 14 year old boy needed sex advice O.o

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SerenaChaos805 0

Lol tetris is like the best game in the world... hahaha showing your grandma

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SerenaChaos805 0

you should try getting more into it next time.... maybe moan his name... or maybe you should just have real sex instead... way easier... unless he starts playing tetris haaha... i mean.. haha nvm (:

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woofis 0

actually # 17 tetris has been around a lot longer than that prob early 60s

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twi_freak 0

hey! just cause it was made in the 90's doesn't mean no one plays it!!! I know me and my friends do and I'm gen Y!! tetris is becoming popular again :)

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StoryOfTheYear 14

your lucky he responded after 5 minutes

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ButterflyBaby 0

way to pick 'em, OP.

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shepaintsmusic 6

I was gunna say that xD

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ydi_ruuc 0

It's more interesting.Really.

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afatmonkey 0

A few days ago my friend callede asking for money. While I was responding I heard a meow. Then a panicked scream. After that, a good ten minutes of yelling. Then I heard some paramedics or something show up and the phone hung up. Apparently, while he was asking for money, he was teaching his cat to give him a ******* and it bit his dick almost in half and scratched up his balls. His dick had to be sewn together and put in a cast. then, this morning, he did it again.

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afatmonkey 0

one star if someone finds the moral of the story

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Pussy is meant to the be lickee not the licker.

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mfmylifesrsly 29

OHHH I GOT IT!! lol blonde/redhead moment for Haley!

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Blue_Coconuts 7

Honestly, I was just making that up and taking a guess. I like to think it's true though lol.

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ydi_ruuc 0

Oh god...this just had to be posted as a reply on my comment...I'm gonna have nightmares

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JoshTheMaggot 8

okay FIRST off tetris is fun. and you should be with him anyways. no phone crap just go hang out with him. but fyl for having a bf with ADD.

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YourEvilHero 12

ydi you're a loser for doing it in the first place

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alex105 0

u gonna ****** diss ADD again go do some ******* research about it and you would Learn alot oh and u prob wouldn't be able to tell if some 1 had ADD or not like I have ADHD andonly the ppl I tell know and when I tell them they shocked cause they couldn't tell.....

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Rowdey 10

126 - By your lack of punctuation, your horrible spelling, and your painful, painful abbreviations, I do not find is surprising you have ADHD..

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muffinsareyummy 1

Phone sex is overrated. It's not pleasurable at all.

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dman4412 0

I don't necessarily agree with using the word "skill" but i'd say you've never done it with someone who has experience with the phone :/

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DGross 8

muffins are yummy... blueberry muffins are my favorite... ... phone sex is like :-/ not :-O nor :-D

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deathcab7 0

cupcakes are better (: !! annd phone sexxx = no.

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fisheatsbear 6

so how do you do phone sex? do you just kinda put it in? I'm not sure how this is any good when he could just whip it out.

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DGross 8

... and that is why phone sex (doesn't)blow pun intended... I'm not afraid to admit I've never tried it and I'm sure I'm not alone...

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fisheatsbear 6

lol you totally miscomprehended my comment. and I know what phone sex is, I'm just putting in a different way.

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perdix 29

muffins, it can be very good, but it can also be terrible. The worst was the girl who thought sex was the Hokey Pokey. You put your penis in You take your penis out You put your penis in And you shake it all about. After 30 or 40 verses of this, celibacy starts to look good -- a video game would be irresistible.

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Monikabug 9

Phone sex just isn't fun. It is hard for guys to talk "sexy" to a girl, because our version of sexy and men's version of sexy are two totally different things. OP, you are better off just masturbating alone. Or having real sex.

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DGross 8

lol @ Perdix... you do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around *snap* that's what itssss awwww crapppppp that hurt..... and yea... guys sexy talk usually doesn't match up with what girls want to hear, at least not over a phone I suppose :-P

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KurouTenshi 0

@103 Guys can't talk sexy?! Hun, call me. I'll show you talking sexy.

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forever2009 0

lmao that's something my boyfriend would do

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baby_gurly 0

u clingy bitch. tetris is nothing to get upset about. it's very addictive.

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SheepPimp 0

tetris is a priority

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tokintot07 0

guess you weren't that good. agreed w/ #4

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FrannyPackIt 0

really? phone sex? just hang out with him

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zero112 0

right about now ur man is number one on my list of lames!!!!

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