Today, I was talking to an old man I met at a store. He just wanted to know a few things, and he asked about my day. I explained a few bad things that'd...

By Anonymous - 11/6/2015 21:20 - United States - Helena

Today, I was talking to an old man I met at a store. He just wanted to know a few things, and he asked about my day. I explained a few bad things that'd happened, then I thanked him for listening. He then asked, "So, how are we gonna do this?" He thought we were gonna fuck. FML

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By brookenicolee29 | 27

#6318097 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:45

Someone has seen a little too much porn.

By Fern_Gully | 20

#6318101 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:48

That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o

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By rohaanncool | 15

#6318095 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:44

hell of an old man :D

By brookenicolee29 | 27

#6318097 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:45

Someone has seen a little too much porn.

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6318122 - Friday 12 June 2015 10:24

What a gilf

ACTIONbl00dROCK | 18

#6318459 - Friday 12 June 2015 18:41

You are all over this god forsaken site.

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6318574 - Friday 12 June 2015 20:05

#42 let it happen

By MDoremis | 38

#6318098 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:46

What a creeper.

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6318124 - Friday 12 June 2015 10:25

She made him creepy with that sweet sweet storegoing charm

By Fern_Gully | 20

#6318101 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:48

That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6318126 - Friday 12 June 2015 10:26

Mine was better

onlychildFTW | 33

#6318140 - Friday 12 June 2015 10:46

No it wasn't.

Fern_Gully | 20

#6318154 - Friday 12 June 2015 11:06

The fact that you felt the need to state yours was "better", proves otherwise...

rohaanncool | 15

#6318187 - Friday 12 June 2015 11:51

he was just being a silly kid, give him credit for trying atleast.

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6318575 - Friday 12 June 2015 20:07

Im just jealous you beat me to saying it

By igg125 | 30

#6318102 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:48

I wonder why he thought you were a hooker.

iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6318125 - Friday 12 June 2015 10:26

& you're completely sure that this is what he thought of her? He more than likely just read too much into her friendliness.

By jgwyh | 18

#6318104 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:51

Don't flatter yourself, he probably just wanted a blowjob.

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6318127 - Friday 12 June 2015 10:29

Naw thats a little over the top. He probably just wanted a good ol fashioned

cheeeksss | 29

#6318244 - Friday 12 June 2015 13:04

Because that's MUCH better.

By Exaspera | 53

#6318105 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:51

Maybe he thinks that ALL women who give the time of day to him are hookers?

By spinda | 22

#6318108 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:53

ColonelCusswords | 24

#6318130 - Friday 12 June 2015 10:30

He mighta been sexy though

By gosh_mate | 30

#6318109 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:54

Be nice to the outcasts they said ...

By gosh_mate | 30

#6318111 - Friday 12 June 2015 9:56

He's probably sad and lonely to be honest. But it's not nice to think he only gave you that time to get something from you.