By Anonymous - 11/06/2015 21:20 - United States - Helena

Today, I was talking to an old man I met at a store. He just wanted to know a few things, and he asked about my day. I explained a few bad things that'd happened, then I thanked him for listening. He then asked, "So, how are we gonna do this?" He thought we were gonna fuck. FML
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By Anonymous - 03/01/2010 16:35 - United States

Today, I was lying in bed, staring at the ceiling with the lights off. It was 1AM, and I'd just finished watching a scary movie, so I was a little paranoid. I was about to fall asleep, when an eerie light lit the room. I jumped, got tangled in the sheets, and hit my head against the bed frame. Where'd the light come from? Not a space ship. Not someone breaking in. It was my phone. FML
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Someone has seen a little too much porn.

That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o


hell of an old man :D

Someone has seen a little too much porn.

You are all over this god forsaken site.

What a creeper.

She made him creepy with that sweet sweet storegoing charm

That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o

The fact that you felt the need to state yours was "better", proves otherwise...

he was just being a silly kid, give him credit for trying atleast.

Im just jealous you beat me to saying it

I wonder why he thought you were a hooker.

& you're completely sure that this is what he thought of her? He more than likely just read too much into her friendliness.

Don't flatter yourself, he probably just wanted a blowjob.

Naw thats a little over the top. He probably just wanted a good ol fashioned

Because that's MUCH better.

Maybe he thinks that ALL women who give the time of day to him are hookers?

Be nice to the outcasts they said ...

He's probably sad and lonely to be honest. But it's not nice to think he only gave you that time to get something from you.