By Anonymous - 11/06/2015 21:20 - United States - Helena

Spicy
Today, I was talking to an old man I met at a store. He just wanted to know a few things, and he asked about my day. I explained a few bad things that'd happened, then I thanked him for listening. He then asked, "So, how are we gonna do this?" He thought we were gonna fuck. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 879
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Someone has seen a little too much porn.

That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o

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hell of an old man :D

Someone has seen a little too much porn.

ColonelCusswords 24

What a gilf

You are all over this god forsaken site.

ColonelCusswords 24

#42 let it happen

What a creeper.

ColonelCusswords 24

She made him creepy with that sweet sweet storegoing charm

That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o

ColonelCusswords 24

Mine was better

The fact that you felt the need to state yours was "better", proves otherwise...

he was just being a silly kid, give him credit for trying atleast.

ColonelCusswords 24

Im just jealous you beat me to saying it

I wonder why he thought you were a hooker.

& you're completely sure that this is what he thought of her? He more than likely just read too much into her friendliness.

Don't flatter yourself, he probably just wanted a blowjob.

ColonelCusswords 24

Naw thats a little over the top. He probably just wanted a good ol fashioned

Because that's MUCH better.

Maybe he thinks that ALL women who give the time of day to him are hookers?

ColonelCusswords 24

He mighta been sexy though

Be nice to the outcasts they said ...

He's probably sad and lonely to be honest. But it's not nice to think he only gave you that time to get something from you.