Today, I was talking to an old man I met at a store. He just wanted to know a few things, and he asked about my day. I explained a few bad things that'd happened, then I thanked him for listening. He then asked, "So, how are we gonna do this?" He thought we were gonna fuck. FML
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brookenicolee29
| 27
Someone has seen a little too much porn.
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Fern_Gully
| 20
That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o
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rohaanncool
| 15
hell of an old man :D
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brookenicolee29
| 27
Someone has seen a little too much porn.
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ColonelCusswords
| 24
What a gilf
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ACTIONbl00dROCK
| 18
You are all over this god forsaken site.
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ColonelCusswords
| 24
#42 let it happen
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MDoremis
| 38
What a creeper.
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ColonelCusswords
| 24
She made him creepy with that sweet sweet storegoing charm
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Fern_Gully
| 20
That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o
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ColonelCusswords
| 24
Mine was better
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onlychildFTW
| 33
No it wasn't.
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Fern_Gully
| 20
The fact that you felt the need to state yours was "better", proves otherwise...
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rohaanncool
| 15
he was just being a silly kid, give him credit for trying atleast.
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ColonelCusswords
| 24
Im just jealous you beat me to saying it
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igg125
| 30
I wonder why he thought you were a hooker.
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iiTzNeeNerz
| 26
& you're completely sure that this is what he thought of her? He more than likely just read too much into her friendliness.
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jgwyh
| 18
Don't flatter yourself, he probably just wanted a blowjob.
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ColonelCusswords
| 24
Naw thats a little over the top. He probably just wanted a good ol fashioned
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cheeeksss
| 29
Because that's MUCH better.
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Exaspera
| 54
Maybe he thinks that ALL women who give the time of day to him are hookers?
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spinda
| 22
Ew
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ColonelCusswords
| 24
He mighta been sexy though
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gosh_mate
| 30
Be nice to the outcasts they said ...
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gosh_mate
| 30
He's probably sad and lonely to be honest. But it's not nice to think he only gave you that time to get something from you.