By Anonymous - 11/06/2015 21:20 - United States - Helena

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Today, I was talking to an old man I met at a store. He just wanted to know a few things, and he asked about my day. I explained a few bad things that'd happened, then I thanked him for listening. He then asked, "So, how are we gonna do this?" He thought we were gonna fuck. FML
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brookenicolee29 27
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Someone has seen a little too much porn.

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Fern_Gully 20
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That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o

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rohaanncool 15
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hell of an old man :D

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brookenicolee29 27
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Someone has seen a little too much porn.

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ColonelCusswords 24

What a gilf

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ACTIONbl00dROCK 18
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You are all over this god forsaken site.

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ColonelCusswords 24

#42 let it happen

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MDoremis 38
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What a creeper.

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ColonelCusswords 24

She made him creepy with that sweet sweet storegoing charm

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Fern_Gully 20
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That old dog wanted you to teach him some new tricks... O.o

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ColonelCusswords 24

Mine was better

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Fern_Gully 20
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The fact that you felt the need to state yours was "better", proves otherwise...

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rohaanncool 15
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he was just being a silly kid, give him credit for trying atleast.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Im just jealous you beat me to saying it

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igg125 30
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I wonder why he thought you were a hooker.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26
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& you're completely sure that this is what he thought of her? He more than likely just read too much into her friendliness.

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jgwyh 18
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Don't flatter yourself, he probably just wanted a blowjob.

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ColonelCusswords 24

Naw thats a little over the top. He probably just wanted a good ol fashioned

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cheeeksss 29
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Because that's MUCH better.

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Exaspera 54
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Maybe he thinks that ALL women who give the time of day to him are hookers?

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ColonelCusswords 24

He mighta been sexy though

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gosh_mate 30
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Be nice to the outcasts they said ...

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gosh_mate 30
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He's probably sad and lonely to be honest. But it's not nice to think he only gave you that time to get something from you.

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