Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML
Today, my husband won’t stop bragging about the girl with the "model cheekbones" from the airport shuttle, who kept telling her friend in French how hot he was in front of us. Miss Model was unaware that we’re from France, and my husband’s ego might never deflate. FML
Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML
Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remembered me. I was pretty excited until he started talking to his friend in French. He didn't seem to realize that I'm fluent in the language. He basically called me "ugly psycho bitch." FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
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Darenator 0
parisians? he's obviously a dumbass.
PhysOptGuy 0
SuperRacist: Being superficial and racist at the same time. Case in point: claiming that one race is "hotter" than another.
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Comments (63)
PaperxHearts_xox 0
"Today, I'm a French girl in England," that was funnier than the FML. but pay no mind to the superficial racist. tell him you thought only hot guys had English accents xP
alsgirl 24
They do (guess where my boy is originally from!) :-P
adzo909 0
#3 - a nation of homosexuals? woah u are so funny seriously you should do stand up comedy
chilipeppersrok 0
i know how you feel. This guy sitting next to me said "Peruvian chicks are so hot" and then i replied excitedly "hey! Im peruvian!" he looked disgusted as said "....ohh........just kidding" LOL its funny but i still kinda hurts.
24788 7
Depends on what you like in a women. I like the word he made up.
shadow_foot 0
What word? Parisian? That's not a made up word.
Mihir 1
Yeah he was wrong, the most beautiful are Indian women...
bunnyboo_xxx 6
i dont think any woman or men are better looking from any country, there are good looking people all over the world
imanorangegecko 0
I think argentinian woman are the vest at sex. Trust me.
mjprox 0
The vest? Well I think Americans are sweater!
alsgirl 24
Hmmm that's knit that funy ;-)
Twinfools2431 0
o shot thts funny wow don't listen to him u might be rlly pretty thts if I c a pic but for now ur pretty
alsgirl 24
*shudders at text speak*
girlwhoactshigh 0
I would hav e said "Oh thats too bad!" And snort and walk away XP
polico_wolf 0
of you were a french girl today, what will you be tomorrow?
Anarith 0
I NO RITE, THIS ANNOYED ME WHEN I READ IT, USE NORMAL SENTENCES PLEASE. IM TALKING IN CAPS
Nine001 0
It makes you say Today,____ soo.