Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
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Darenator 0
parisians? he's obviously a dumbass.
PhysOptGuy 0
SuperRacist: Being superficial and racist at the same time. Case in point: claiming that one race is "hotter" than another.
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Comments (63)
emo_devon 11
hoho....well it looks like the "cute boy" taht you were talking to is an idiot XD
Randen_fml 0
your not psychic stfu.
k9obsessed 5
Aw don't take offense to that, OP. That guy was just being a jackass. Guys just don't know what not to say or when to keep their mouths shut. Forget him, I'm sure you're plenty beautiful. :)
Nooblah 15
Wow.. Sexism AND being a sterotype in one comment!
kingdomhearts3 0
"Today, I'm a French Girl in England." I hate FML posts that do not even try to heed the proper format..I hope OP realizes how stupid they sound when they say that...
Widestance 0
Since you're not a native speaker, you might have missed the emphasis. It might've been "How strange, I always THOUGHT Parisians were the most beautiful". Meaning you just confirmed his suspicions and he thinks you're beautiful.
thelastnerd 5
Yeah, I'm guessing it was this one.
Quacki 0
no it used to be tgat fml deleted some comments and moved the others up if the deleted ones were innappropriate. #2 was probably #11 or something to start with but got moved up. So s/he is not trying to be psychic and you obviously weren't thinking when you wrote 'stfu'.
etnies123 5
And you call Americans stupid ?
nerdy96birdy 8
Why are you on holiday in England?
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Moi perso je trouve que les plus beaux au monde ce sont les anglais et les canadiens! :) FYL OP.
Soluxis 17
Merci pour le compliment générale, mais je suis une Breton laids! (excuse the terrible French)
jcp012000 5
Colombian girls by far.