So, here's the thing… By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States 5 0 32 22 Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML I agree, your life sucks 43 377 You deserved it 6 870 Tweet Share