Today, while on holiday in England, a cute boy came up and asked where I'm from. When I said Paris, he gave a look and said, "Oh, strange, I always thought Parisians were the most beautiful women in the world." FML
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Today, I told my boyfriend that I'd be going on a trip to Europe. I assured him that I would never cheat on him with any European guys. He replied with, "Why would I be worried? You're not very pretty." FML
Today, I was having a bad day at work. Then, on my coffee break, a little boy walked up to me and told me I was the prettiest girl he'd ever seen. I'm a guy. FML
Today, a man stopped me to tell me I was the most beautiful woman he'd seen all day. He promptly followed that up with: "Then again, you are the only woman I've seen today, so, it can only go up from here." FML
Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML
Today, a stranger came up to me with a flirty smile, greeted me by my name, and asked if I remembered him. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't remember, so I asked him to tell me. He promptly left with a disappointed look. He was the most gorgeous person I've ever seen. FML
Today, it was my first day at school in the United States. Being from France, my French accent is really strong. After being made fun of all day, I met someone from Montreal. I was so excited and said, "Parlez-vous Français?" And his response? "HUH?!" FML
Today, my husband won’t stop bragging about the girl with the "model cheekbones" from the airport shuttle, who kept telling her friend in French how hot he was in front of us. Miss Model was unaware that we’re from France, and my husband’s ego might never deflate. FML
Today, I flew my girlfriend to Paris for our one year anniversary. Little did I know that instead of going up the Eiffel Tower and over looking the most romantic city she would rather spend it in bed with a French man. FML
Today, I saw one of my favorite hockey players in public. I had met him once before, and to my shock, he remembered me. I was pretty excited until he started talking to his friend in French. He didn't seem to realize that I'm fluent in the language. He basically called me "ugly psycho bitch." FML
Today, I was talking to my best friend about a cute guy that girls are afraid to even speak to, so I then decided to march right up to him and say hello. When he smiled at me, I stood there with my mouth wide open, but I made non-coherent words. He asked me if I was a foreign exchange student. FML
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Darenator 0
parisians? he's obviously a dumbass.
PhysOptGuy 0
SuperRacist: Being superficial and racist at the same time. Case in point: claiming that one race is "hotter" than another.
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Comments (63)
elaceyx 0
i think irish women are the prettiest in the world.
quizikall 0
but impossible to get into ;)
Dani_xD 0
Why thank you =) A lot of Irish girls are pretty but irish guys ..haha ..not so much x
chellinha93 0
Especially, us, Brazilian girls. :)
xshinexbrite96xx 0
you should not decide which country has the prettiest girls cause some girls from countries with gorgeous girls could have hideous girl in them too. it all depends on your taste..
newmanlyman3 8
how is that an fml? you are a loser get a life out side of fml but here I am 3:09
Jman1906 2
Ahaha! I gotta say I prefer Latinas. Ce mec est un connard
alsgirl 24
Je suis d'accord, quel cochon!
19tommy86 0
lol maybe she's lesbian *
AbyssalSpark 3
And that's when you reply: "And I thought Brits were classy and suave. Jackass."
wethekings7 0
i adore austrailians. their accents....:P
Mutt2869 0
I think that everyone here is missing the point... Paris is NOT in England. I think you're just another American making things up to see what happens online. You should have said Paris was in France which is in Europe (not the same as England).
jesuischauve_fml 2
Ouais, c'est un connard. +1, AbyssalSpark. That's exactly what I thought about Brits. But I actually prefer British girls, chubby, funny and quite crazy. I'm a Parisian girl.