Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
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Breaking news
Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Correct
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Look!
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
How d'you think?
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Surprise!
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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senor_octubre 24
Surprise!!!
dimerneckel 22
Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!
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Comments (147)
Alicestraza 33
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wouldn't you have noticed before it could be detected by ultrasound?
MsKatieFace 11
Not necessarily. Ultrasounds can pick up the heartbeat as early as 6 weeks in rare cases, and most can be picked up by 8 weeks, and of course by the time it has a heartbeat it's big enough to be seen on the screen. If she had sex right before/during her period it is possible to get pregnant still, and considering menstrual regularity usually takes a few years to settle in, her period being late is usually not an automatic sign to a younger female that she is pregnant. Plus, you usually don't start showing til at least 2-3 months when the baby is big enough to start causing the bulging stomach, and movement of the baby isn't til 14 weeks plus.
MsKatieFace 11
Too late to edit, i mean movement that you are able to feel, or see.
Alicestraza 33
I stand corrected :p
LalaDee561 8
Nope. Not every woman has symptoms, and if some women have other health conditions than the symptoms of pregnancy can be confused with symptoms of that health condition.
CaroAurelia 12
My mum was actually five months pregnant with me when she found it out, oddly enough. She didn't have the typical symptoms of pregnancy like morning sickness and her periods were always so light that it wasn't unusual for her to just miss a month or two. (Lucky bitch.) So yeah, it's possible.
SquishyIcebat666 5
Not if she was only a couple weeks retard.
idioticmess 15
i agree with #10. my mum didnt know she was pregnant with me for a little over 2-3 months.
VeganVampyre 27
My mum didn't realize either. She did have some morning sickness but assumed she had the flu or something. She went to the doctor after her "flu" had dragged on long enough to get worried, and found out she was actually pregnant. So if you have light/ irregular periods and mistake morning sickness for flu symptoms you could definitely not realize you're pregnant for a while...
bunszino 2
I found out I was pregnant bc I thought I had the flu too. 6 weeks when I found out
joopjoop 19
I found out I was pregnant at 7 weeks and had an ultrasound at 8 weeks he was a little speck but detectable :) and my mom didn't realize she was pregnant with me until 3 months and I was born 3.5 months later!
miliaras93 17
This is actually one of the best FMLS ive read in a while , FYL
martin8337 36
Was your baby daddy in the same class with you?
Daniel589 7
Lol imagine his reaction if he was there XD
eagleriverjohn 24
Where'd Mark go, he was here a moment ago
teentee401 37
Did you get extra credit for that?
salvorican 24
Please follow up when you find out if it's a boy or a girl. I get excited about these things
ArashiGirl 13
Well that's an interesting way to find out. How'd that go?
Jjtacos 5
Were you aware that anal sex is 100% effective against unwanted pregnancy. Still allows for intimacy, without that silly rubber feeling,and an added bonus,it can allowed for gspot ******, which is the most intense of all orgasms. On the other hand,now you can have sex without worry if you'll get pregnant....congratulations!
ZoroMiHawk 25
WRONG! anal sex is NOT 100% effective against unwanted pregnancy. Sperm can leak out from the anus into the ****** if you do not use any protection.
Algorithm 24
You realize you can still get STDs from anal sex, right? And HIV is transmitted more easily through the anus? That "nasty rubber feeling" can save peoples' lives, under some circumstances.
Mauskau 36
Eww pooey sperm.
ScarlieC 25
Eh #19, the MALE Gspot is stimulatable through the anus.. The female Gspot through the ******.
PhantomFollower 20
#21 Wait . . . what? I did not know that. 0_0
GentlemanBastard 15
The anus and ****** share a lot of nerve endings, so it can cause ******, but not g spot. And anal sex is not the answer to everything lol
PoisonOrchid 21
But it should be #73..
brivielle 15
#104 bubble burst
killerdana 19
Crap! I accidentally thumbed up #19's comment. Please #19, dont go around giving people advice on preventing pregnancy and stds unless you know what you're talking about. Which you clearly don't
stain4 17
That is such a LOL
sweetnsourrr 11
LOL!
sweetnsourrr 11
LETS ALL LOL BECAUSE ITS A LOL MOMENT!
1two3four5six 23
How about no.
sweetnsourrr 11
wow you guys are way too serious on this site...
TheQueen16 10
Uh surprise?
Enslaved 38
Overcum with joy?
olpally 33
Brilliance^^^ lmao!