Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
senor_octubre 24
Surprise!!!
dimerneckel 22
Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (147)
PoisonOrchid 21
I don't understand why everyone is asking how old she is. The post seems to make it clear that she is at least old enough to be taking basic medical classes either for college or certification as an ultrasound tech. Even if she were younger, who are we to judge OP for getting pregnant young? Getting pregnant unexpectedly is life changing and terrifying at any age. Not to mention how unbelievably embarrassing it would be to find out in front of a room full of strangers. Good luck, OP!!
idioticmess 15
thank you #105! finally someone besides me is thinking the same thing.
nmrat 10
Congrats and good luck, OP! Follow up please :)
RayvenWhite 12
Talk about one hell of a surprise. Congrats....I think?
kingoftheawkward 5
congratulations?
idioticmess 15
did you ask for a 2nd opinion?
sierrajo09 24
my mom found out she was pregnant with me when she went to get her tubes tied. surprise!
elixaaaaa 13
Congratulations!! It's not what you were expecting but motherhood is awesome!
roxxyfoxxy3 25
I wanna know how the CLASS reacted. Probably every guy in there who ever had sex with her was just- "LOLNOPE-" and fled the scene.
strayaway 12
Congrats children are blessing even it they weren't in you near future
azyjazy713 11
Oh shit! Congratulations. At least you got a free test and know early on.