Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
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Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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senor_octubre 24
Surprise!!!
dimerneckel 22
Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!
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Comments (147)
worldclassrager 41
If this is way off give me a hell of down votes (as usual...) Wouldn't you know you were pregnant already before it would show in an ultrasound?
slyde32 12
ultra sound can pick up the heart beat well before you start showing any signs, the reply to #11 went into a lot more detail if you're still wondering
Dilwann 27
Someone else already asked this and got an answer. MsKatieFace: "Not necessarily. Ultrasounds can pick up the heartbeat as early as 6 weeks in rare cases, and most can be picked up by 8 weeks, and of course by the time it has a heartbeat it's big enough to be seen on the screen. If she had sex right before/during her period it is possible to get pregnant still, and considering menstrual regularity usually takes a few years to settle in, her period being late is usually not an automatic sign to a younger female that she is pregnant. Plus, you usually don't start showing til at least 2-3 months when the baby is big enough to start causing the bulging stomach, and movement of the baby that you can see or feel isn't til 14 weeks plus."
ScarlieC 25
With my first I was 13 weeks pregnant when I found out, so yeah.. It's possible. It's not like I didn't pay attenion to my body, I just had pregnancy symptoms for about 10 months before I actually got pregnant... Hurray for hormones!
foxy_sunshine 8
Not if she's in the 1st trimester. You can't usually feel the baby move for the first couple months.
TheeMissKrys 5
I was 2 months along when I found out I was pregnant(peed on a stick cause my mom said it wasn't the flu), and 3 months at my first ultrasound. There are a lot of people that don't know they are until they are giving birth.
dewwahdede 2
hope it was good news
weveallbeenthere 30
congrats. now you will be a test subject all semester.
Cloureed 9
Interesting way to find out to say the least! Congratulations.
cookie1207 19
How is this a FML? CONGRATULATIONS!
Pelpa 6
Not everyone wants a baby. They might not be ready, or could simply not want kids.
marcranger 29
Because not everyone wants or even likes babies, and it sounds like OP's in school, which is going to get massively ****** up if OP keeps it? My rule of thumb, if the pregnancy warranted an FML, it's not a congratulatory event!
marcranger 29
OP, I hope the pregnancy is in an early enough stage that you have time to make the decision about it that's best for you. I also hope you got extra credit for being a truly memorable teaching moment.
DeBoss 8
Congratulations!!!
Bloobloke 12
On the plus side you'll get ultrasounds whenever you want without worry about cost. And your teacher got a fabulous story to tell for years to come. you'll be famous, at least in that class..Congratulations, OP!
DrGoldFish 5
It isn't all bad, OP. The surprise has happened to many. At least you won't find out like some when they're going into labor. Congrats, OP. Enjoy the many hard, yet joyful years to come. They will be some of your happiest.
peelmeandsee 8
Oh shit.