Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
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Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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senor_octubre 24
Surprise!!!
dimerneckel 22
Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!
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Comments (147)
merekat95 14
How could you not know? It wouldn't even show up on there until you were like 8 weeks pregnant, so you would have missed a period by then.
limabeans101029 21
It's possible that she has irregular (or very light) periods and so didn't think anything of it when she missed one. Or she could have had implantation bleeding and mistaken it for a period.
tattomama90 2
my mom's friend daughter just found out she 5 months pregnant. she had no sings or anything. she had surgery last month and had pregnancy test done then and it didn't show up she was pregnant
Taurus_ChicKa 37
YDI for having sex without protection if you weren't planning on having kids. And considering you're referring to a teacher, you sound too young to be having a baby anyway. I'm surprised there aren't more YDI votes on this one.
tattomama90 2
condoms and birth control can fail... also op could be 30 for all we know
wolfheartmoon 12
This sounds like something they would do in COLLEGE, I've never once heard of them using one of those things in a high school.
limabeans101029 21
128- No birth control is 100% effective, so OP could've been using it for all we know. Educate yourself before you criticize others. Also, considering she's learning to use ultrasound equipment, I'd say OP is at least university age, maybe older.
mtllsw3am 5
Right on
noah_1234 24
what was the reaction?
chatterbox3101 6
oh thats one way to find out
docphilsman 15
Should have said "not another alien parasite"
MegroKitty 8
congratulations. that little thing will be the center of your entire existence soon. I hope you are excited :3
ostfaiz 18
congoz Op! you must name your child 'ULTRA-FOUND' ;)
EnderWolf1013 9
did you already know?
ssdd25 6
Congrats! baby's are sure a blessing !