Today, while my teacher was demonstrating how to use the ultrasound equipment, we all figured out that I'm pregnant. FML
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Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML
Today, at my job as a second grade teacher, I was explaining to my students how I'm pregnant and will have to take a break from teaching after I have my baby. One of my students replied with "Ooooooooohhh Ms. Johnson had sex!" FML
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
Today, I announced my pregnancy to my boss. I was expecting all sorts of reactions, except, "But... Erm... How did that happen?" FML
Today, I went and had my first ultrasound done. My husband said he had a meeting at work, and couldn't come. As I was leaving, I saw him at the doctor's office with another heavily pregnant woman. FML
Today, as a natural science teacher, I was drawing a uterus on the class chalkboard. One of my students started messing around and being noisy, so I shouted, "Be quiet and check out my uterus!" FML
Today, I told my husband I was pregnant, then he fainted. FML
Today, I went in to the doctor's thinking I had a bladder infection. I walked out knowing I'm pregnant. FML
Today, at school, one of my students confidently told me that I "wasn't hiding my baby bump very well anymore." I'm not pregnant. Just fat, apparently. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
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senor_octubre 24
Surprise!!!
dimerneckel 22
Now you won't be a star on the show "I didn't know I was pregnant"!
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Comments (147)
TheeMissKrys 5
I'm not putting a ydi or a iayls. Congrats, hun. Whatever you choose to do, is what's best for you. Don't let anyone make decisions on what's best for you.
Pyrotecnicty 9
Oh the irony."Who touched you"(Referring to the OP's name)
squarecircles 13
Don't schools demonstrate how to use contraceptives anymore?
neverready 25
I don't know what's standard elsewhere, but we never had something like that in "normal" school. I suppose she's in med school and it's very likely that she's in an appropriate pregnancy age. Plus: as you also learn in school, no contraception device saves 100%. Not even virginity (see bible) ;-)
GentlemanBastard 15
Actually, virginity is 100% successful if you don't believe the fable based on 2000 year old writings with no verifiable evidence.
njgohard 16
And if you do...well, statistically, your baby won't be the Second Coming.
Nessie365 6
Actually, virginity IS 100% successful. Is this even a question, lol.
swedeNix 13
Congratz :)
beamdaddy48 10
OMG 0_0
classycoop 12
YDI ****
Red_Rising 13
How old are you?
brittney_taylor1 16
congratulations?
fsomelife 26
Congratulations! :)
JKPwnage 27
YDI