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By Anna - 06/07/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend posted on my boyfriend's Facebook wall. Apparently, I give awful blowjobs. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 174
You deserved it 11 682

Same thing different taste

Top comments

This is one of those situations where you just have to suck it up and move on. you're not to good at that first part, are you?

austinkiser 3

should have posted something like "I didn't have much to work with sorry"


jackiemoonthepro 5

This is one of those situations where you just have to suck it up and move on. you're not to good at that first part, are you?

maybe you should try it on me, then I will decide.....

AsianCookie247 14

hahaha how do you **** that up? Even Helen Keller could give a legit BJ.

Some people just suck at it.... haha pun intended

a_nutritionist 10

@28 hate to tell you, most girls arent any good at it. sure, the guy will praise you, and youve "never had any complaints" because guys, unlike girls (so i hear ;)), wont bitch you out for not doing it right. they will however tell you how great you were so youll do it again. even bad head is better than none at all. if you think its not possible to do it wrong, you probably do it wrong. otherwise youd know the mistakes to avoid.

bpell15 5

Bad blow jobs don't feel good at all, and I know from personal experience that someone can be given a bad bj. For example, when someone doesn't open their mouth enough. yeah that doesn't feel too swell.

you either pissed him off really hard for some reason, or he still misses you. Otherwise he wouldn't take the effort to do such a thing and he would have moved on already...

right on 49! I'm a girl and even I know people can give bad bjs.. just like guys can screw up eating us out.. who ever thinks there's no wrong way is retarded.

KingGeorgeGal 12

Yeah I agree with 49, and he should've just delected it when he saw it and not believe him. Maybe your ex didn't like the way you did it and your new boyfriend will. Op all ex's are dicks, just move past it .

austinkiser 3

should have posted something like "I didn't have much to work with sorry"

74- win, sometimes, FML should do what YouTube does with the 'best comments' too bad some of the really good ones can end up on the bottom and never be seen

comment on the post "Where did you hear that? I certainly didnt give you one"

bluekid7 5

don't worry op, he's just mad that he can't get one anymore

If you need someone to practice I'm your guy.

reebokkid123 14

well how would you know you're bad? unless you see chipped penis after you're done.

kitarakya 0

well prove your boyfriend wrong if he even believes it...

Alexunited1212 2

If she could of proved him wrong I think she would of done it the first time.

Once a bad ********, always a bad ********.

^ Not always, I mean practice does make perfect ;)

tsume24 3

42: it's "could HAVE" and "should HAVE." sorry for being a grammar nazi but "could of" and "should of" make no sense...

eog314 0

I think 3 was reffering to OPs current boyfriend. If the current boyfriend believes the ex that she gives bad ********, then she could give her current boyfriend a good one..

Sorry 3, Sometimes being thumbed down is due to lack of common sense. I'f they get a chance, some people will attack you if your statement can be just a little contradicted, and make it a whole lot worse than it is. See?---> *Sigh* Laws of the FML Troll rule number 254: Thou must Down Thumb a slightly confusing comment, and the proceed to badmouth and twist the OC's (Original Commenters) words around to change the slightly confusing comment into a "idiotic comment" so in the end, you do not look bad.

I'm sorry some people don't handle breakups too well, unless you kept getting him with your teeth then I could understand lol

um idk about you but if you do it correctly - guys like it when a girl uses her teeth(PROPERLY) lol

bpell15 5

key word is "properly" I had a girl who had her teeth on it the whole time. didn't feel good, it just hurt.

xomaddixo 1

I'm proud you've experienced a bad ******** before.... keep it to yourself

I'm proud you've experienced Trolling before... Just Leave

LunaNstars 0

or is she just blows air on it...

Yeah dude, certain times the teeth feel good. I'm not going into details though.

Well first off I think you mean *post. And secondly it clearly states what he was talking about on her wall. Duh(:

JackDaniels10 0
iChel413 6

He is prob just mad and is trying to embarrass you.

angelsara91 0

wow, genius remark of the day. =

vindicatedkay 0

Holy shit. Freaking genius! Send this kid to the white house, he's a real problem solver!

LolMoqz 10

I didn't know Captain Obvious made a new FML account.

kwsoccer 6
JacksonCampbell 9

pourquoi est-ce que tu répond en français à une message en anglais?

Why in the hell your ex and your bf are friends on Facebook?

They could've easily been friends before OP began dating her current boyfriend

some people send friend requests to everybody and accept all the ones they get

smileyysss 0

You could always just show your boyfriend you don't give awful BJs ;D

aeshleyrose 6

why is everyone thumbing these comments down?!?! it's the perfect solution.

bpell15 5

I know. there is nothing wrong with BJs. I personally love them.

and even if she does suck at giving blow jobs then she could always practice after all practice makes perfect ;)