By horn-y - 23/11/2010 18:23 - United States

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.

FFML_314 11

We all get a bit horny sometimes.


FFML_314 11

We all get a bit horny sometimes.

*baddum bum... chhh*

*cough* *pun jack from OP* *cough*

FFML_314 11

Hell no! I don't read all of that junk before I post. >:I Dammit though!

honk if your horny

lmfao!!i love all thses 'commentersss' WHOS WITH ME!??

FFML_314 11

parents fuck in your bed. FINISH YOUR SENTENCES!

KingDingALing 9

*Honks 50 times*

Boners- FFML was finishing FamilyGuy's fragment. Nicely done, ma'am.

heyheywaddup 7


That has nothing to do with the show Family Guy, it has to do with the fact that FamilyGuy (user) said "honk if your horny," which caused all of us to as, "My horny what?"

zp5 4

idk if you got busted by your mom, but what if you got pulled over? you'd be screwed. i like how "your mom" is the green underlined words...

fakeaccountX 6

stupid woman

zp5 4

for my last comment, the green underlined words were really "your mom". but it went away.

bahahaha number 1 just made my day xD when i read this fml i pictured the cvs across the river from me then i saw it really was in arizona.. i wonder if i know the OP!

ben1122a 0

ydi for being stupid?

Are you related to the guy who flipped his boss off via mirror? Idiot.

really231001 0


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theblackishkid1 6

lmao I was thinking that

OMG i was thinking about that too! what a fucking moron!

tell Ur mom Ur bro needed an anvil ?

LightningLadyy 0

Pretty sure they don't sell anvils at CVS...

what's CVS is it an American shop?

yes, it's an American pharmacy store

pretty sure I meant advil bitch

No. Perhaps they are aspiring to be modern blacksmiths and actually do need an anvil. Never judge without know the entire backstory my friends.

TeslaFreak 2


I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.

She's lucky she didn't kill anyone!! There are reasons for age limits, and if it's because she failed the driving test that is ungodly dangerous! If she's stupid enough to lean on the horn while hiding, I think that makes my case.

u do relize that by not leagly alowed she might only have her g1 or what ever it's called in the states were u can only drive with a liscensed driver of 4years or longer

#62 Even if they have their G1/permit, it was still a stupid idea to drive alone. In this situation, it doesn't matter if they're a decent driver. There are still serious consequences for driving alone when you only have a permit, and for good reason.

wwerulez14 6

Absolutely idiotic. OP you obviously lack common sense. Or maybe a conscious that actually functions properly.

I obviuslu know op is a complete retard and ya fhl becuse of how stupid it is probably genetic cu her mom didn't notice her own car

KiddNYC1O 20

62- Spare us, please.

I've been lucky!!! drivin since I was 11 (Mexico) but been very close to gettinnpulled here 3 times wen I was 15 ghaaaa the feelin suuucks!!!!!!!

This is probably the same person from the other FML - the one where they couldn't get their drivers license without their diploma, and vice versatile.

psuboy 0

I was thinking maybe she lost her license by getting an underage or something. in which case it doesn't really seem like a big deal to drive anyway

82 - you realize that millions of people drive the same kind of car right? if she had no reason to look at the license plate why would she realize it was her car?

TheDrifter 23

Today I watched a drunk underaged driver get busted by her mom in a parking lot. FHL

sensboltsfan84 4


Yeah, at least it wasn't the cops who found you first.

"Vice versatile" is the best thing I've seen in a long time. Mainly because it's so dumb...

sucks bro, sucks :/

not allowed to drive but took the car anyways? no, it doesn't suck... HE sucks. that could have cost the parents a LOT of money if the kid got caught

mrsfloyd31310 0

why didn't you just order a pizza?

xLil_Mx 0

That would've been a smart idea B)

YDI, do YOU think you're that special that YOU can drive without a license? How pathetic.

sapphireflames11 0

Nice job, but you are lucky it wasn't a police officer.

You have managed to achieve 'retard of the day' in my book. "not legally allowed to drive".... What the hell were you thinking?

Karma495 0

maybe there was no food at home.. what if u were about to starve?

skyttlz 32

people can live 3 weeks without food

Call for a pizza. OP has no excuse.

skyttlz 32

People can live three weeks without food.

I hope she fucking murdered you. Legally (until I get my license), I wouldn't even have it cross my mind unless there's some dire emergancy like a huge huge huge fuck up (I don't know...a building with everyone I know in it burning down), yet here you are nipping out to the shops. Fucking idiot. You should be fined, not grounded.

lwd305 0

agreed. I never even thought of doing something like that just to get food.

MuchDance90s 0

and that's why you will be a better driver than OP ever will ....... because you think before you act whereas OP acts and then thinks about it after the fact