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By ohseven6421 / Friday 3 September 2010 04:13 / United States
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haha ya ydi but I can say I've been there, used to take the parents half ton joy riding when I was thirteen, until I got hung up on a snowbank. lesson learned my friend.

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#30 - What did you think he was going to say? "I took my mom's Bently out and nothing bad happened. It was awesome and she never found out"? You are an idiot.

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YtotallyDI. "being 17, I didn't listen." You're one of those people that always has an excuse every time you exercise your stupidity, aren't you.

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"being 17 I didn't listen"... no because ur a moron u didn't listen, I'm 18 and if my parents told me not to drive their car I would actually listen to them.

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There goes your college fund! Though I doubt you're smart enough to get in anyway. YDI for being an asshat and your mom deserves it for leaving her keys at home while she left.

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You could have said: "Oh, I took it out of the garage to wash it....ya know!!" If she ran into you it would legally be her fault or not maintaining control of her vehicle.

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103 - I doubt it went that way. if I saw my kid driving my car I wouldn't be like "oh let me crash into my car so he can pay for it!"

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this sounds like an average teenager bored with his middle class life decided to daydream about what it would be like if he was rich and had a bently and thought about all of the possible good/bad stuff that could happen to him then decided to post his daydream on FML to make it one step closer to reality by making other people believe that it was true.

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lmao you are totally right no teenager would say "Me being 17 i didnt listen". That's like saying "me being 15 had sex"

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#70 - "let ur kids have some well deserved time away from you. learn a lesson" So she should stay at work because the children deserve the right to the house?

why does this feel like it was written by OP's mum as an unusual form of punishment. Must be the "being 17, I didn't listen." line lol

Fuck your moms life. She was trying to hit the neighbor when your dumbass got in the way! Now, not only does she have to deal with 2 busted up vehicles and an idiotic child, but she still has to live with her naked, yoga master of a neighbor.

Ydi your mom must've been testing you if you'll obey her. But when you didn't she "accidentaly" hit you. ;3

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She's a child and you're a disgusting creeper. Nobody wants to, "lick your jock." Nobody wants to date you over FML. I can already tell by your cheesy pick up lines that you're not very smooth, but you're not some hideous troll, so it's safe to assume you're also a complete and total creep in real life. Please, get off the internet, stop trolling for kiddos and find yourself a real nice blow up doll, because the future is not looking very bright for you. Stalking girls on the internet

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I see a wedding ring and a mustache on lickmyjock. Being married and saying that is bad enough. Having a mustache while being alive is bad enough. A married guy with a mustache? You make Geraldo Rivera look like a class act.

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I don't care if it's a fucking cock ring, the man has a mustache. A MUSTACHE. Some old Italian men can pull off a mustache. No one under the age of 60 can. At his age, he should be imprisoned for rocking a stache, and forced to give mustache rides to every overweight inmate after said inmates finish playing football.

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He doesn't look like the kind of guy, to put up a big fight. He probably hands out mustache rides on Sundays, when the 60 year old bus drivers have a day off.

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FFML, there is no comma after guy. Anyway, based on the margarita he's drinking in collaboration with everything else, he probably IS the bus the old men drive.

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I know. I didn't notice in time to correct it though. I have a terrible mental image and I should leave.

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