Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.
FFML_314 12
We all get a bit horny sometimes.
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Comments (160)
aeliz 0
ahemm. wow.
imaBaLIFEGUARD 2
39- Hahah if this was facebook I so totally would have liked that
CJFeagins 0
Rage quit?
chetchatter 5
dumbshit
amypr 20
To be fair, this person may have simply misplaced her license. We don't know why she can't legally drive. Having said that, I'm not trying to advocate for the OP; it's still an idiotic move to drive illegally, whatever the circumstances.
allmidnighteyes 11
Yeah, that, or she might have her license and just doesn't have insurance.
RedPillSucks 33
I believe in the states, if you're caught driving without proof of license, you can show it at your court date to get the fine dismissed. I think if OP says that she can't legally drive, it's more serious than not having the card.
amypr 20
It can be dismissed, but that doesn't make it any more legal. Like I said, I'm not advocating for OP, just pointing out that we don't know the circumstances. Driving illegally isn't cool, but there are definitely circumstances that would make it illegal to drive, yet don't warrant all the, "OMG ur the worst person in the world n deserve to dieeee!!!111! stop endangering every1s lyfe!" type replies. You can have your license taken away for not filing your taxes, and obviously it's not a good idea to drive anyway - but that's not endangering other people's lives any more that legal driving, and it's not anything I would think less of someone for.
DakotaCat 4
How do you know deserve this?
amazinggbaby 2
Why would you feel the need to go grocery shopping if your mom was already at the store? Call her for whatever you need, which is probably not as important as safety. If your family doesn't have phones then get one. It's almost a necessity in this day and age.
Air_Force001 0
funny thing is I lived and will live in Arizona again where your fml came from and I can see it happening in Arizona more than any other state
MuchDance90s 0
sun bake people's brains?
disney_blonde 16
I didn't read the whole thing, I just clicked YDI right after "although I'm not legally allowed to drive"...
danaxlouise 0
if the cops caught you your mom could have gone to jail dumbass.