Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.
FFML_314 12
We all get a bit horny sometimes.
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Comments (160)
onikage_666 0
plenty of people drive without their permit, the ops still an idiot, but just because you don't have your liscence docent mean you can't drive safely
Illyssa_fml 4
Fail!!
JoshuaXIV 0
You don't steal your mom's car and go to CVS. Come on now :/
ulicksam 0
You're just a little punk-ass thief, and a stupid one at that. YDI.
mitchem 3
actually what you were doing can be considered as trolling as it is kinda hard to pick up sarcasm in text. As for the picture comment, it was the easier comment to make as this is the first time I've ever seen you. I could make a comment about you as a person rather than the picture, but as you said, trolls aren't worth it. If you want to seem smart then every sentence should be good, regardless of whom they are intended for.
st0n333d 0
The true thing everyone here is missing is the fact... Everyone touches them self at night!!! Circle jerk at my place :D
dealerdon 0
ydi of you were my kid I'd beat your ass for taking my car out oh and smooth move on the horn dum dum
angiiebaby 0
YDI for driving w/o a license!!! what if you got pulled over or in an accident?? you'd be in some major trouble. dumb ****. -_-
evilcartman 0
ur slick
ladyloo808 0
Before I was legally allowed to drive, I would walk 20-30 minutes in the hottest days of summer to go to the shops if I needed to that badly. I had to walk everywhere because my mum lost her licence for a while but even then I barely ever got driven places. And even now that I have my licence, I don't have my own car so I borrow my auntys', but I ask her every time before I borrow it, because I'm RESPECTFUL, OP. I hope you got the sense knocked straight into you by any means necessary, if you had died I would have nominated you for a Darwin Award just for being so selfish and dumb.