Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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Today, I borrowed my dad's car to run a quick errand, which he never lets me do. I thought I’d got away with it until he got home and started yelling. I forgot, dad always reverses into driveways, while I prefer to drive straight in, and I'd parked his car facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML
Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
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nerdsgetmehot 23
I stopped at "...even though I'm not legally allowed to drive." You're lucky that you didn't get pulled over, dumbass.
FFML_314 12
We all get a bit horny sometimes.
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Comments (160)
cottoncandyrox 0
u looser
gabbster95 0
Justin Beiber sucks!
sammyderose123 0
Not gonna lie...you deserved whatever punishment you got from that
ohhoho 2
Busses. Walk. Young people should still be energetic. Get off your fatass, OP.
jakeisawake 3
Your mom most likely had to take your dumbass home in one car, and wait for your dad to get home, so she could go back to CVS to get the other one. I mean she probably road raged on your ass the entire way home. I think your head deserves a couple slams to the dashboard for you are already a **** tard and there would be no reason not to do this.
ThePillow 0
ET, you, are a dumbass.
mitchem 3
that was literally the worst comeback I have ever read...you can try to be cool and give a non-rage response, but it needs to be a good one, and everything you say is going to be negated by the stupid, generic, self-made bathroom mirror pic. oh look, you tried to spice it up with sunglasses! I hope those 60 watt lightbulbs aren't too bright for you.
TashaLenaKitty 0
What are you stupid? I bet even if you didn't run into your mom your dumb ass would have ****** up another way,like getting in an accident or hitting something and denting her car! I agree though like completely, your head does deserve some slams into the dashboard!!
Asoman 3
here's a hint, if something like this happened to you, FML is not a good option, YDI dumb bitch...
bubblezz0504 0
Good job :)
alexandrox 0
she hit it by accident dumbass