Bad student at the school of life

By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 00:00

Spicy
Today, despite spending literal years educating my son about safe sex and warning him not to do something stupid like get a girl pregnant at 16, he actually surpassed my expectations. He got her pregnant at 17. Plus she gave him a nasty STD. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 390
You deserved it 238
Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

SirEnigM0nk 22

Without knowing more, I vote for YLS. It sounds like you tried to guide your son along the right path. You can't blame yourself for his irresponsibility. While the frontal lobe (involved in decision-making and planning) is still developing at that age, he is still old enough to be accountable for his actions. Now that he's got 3 lives for which he's responsible, I hope he starts paying attention to guidance from you and others who offer it.

5 0
JackWood 20

Sometimes its the small victories that count.

3 0

Comments

JackWood 20

Sometimes its the small victories that count.

3 0
SirEnigM0nk 22

Without knowing more, I vote for YLS. It sounds like you tried to guide your son along the right path. You can't blame yourself for his irresponsibility. While the frontal lobe (involved in decision-making and planning) is still developing at that age, he is still old enough to be accountable for his actions. Now that he's got 3 lives for which he's responsible, I hope he starts paying attention to guidance from you and others who offer it.

5 0
mike3775 35

I told my kids about safe sex and guess what? My oldest got a girl pregnant just before he turned 15. The joys of kids

1 0
anothergenericuncreativename 13

well, condoms would've prevented that. pick your choice as to "when".

0 0
Taurus_ChicKa 36

Abstinence is rarely a favorable method of birth control. You tell a teenager not to do something, and they'll want to do it more. It sounds like you told him to use protection - for his own safety as well as his partner's. Obviously he didn't use any, because now he's got TWO problems - a pregnant girl and an STD. But I mean, since you did tell him to use protection and to be responsible, and he still didn't, that's 100% on him.

1 0