By Ajax_Teh_Great - 20/10/2015 07:49 - United States

Today, I was stabbed because a mugger got mad that I was broke. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 659
You deserved it 2 026

Ajax_Teh_Great tells us more.

Hey Everyone, OP here. Thanks for all the support and making me laugh. Luckily he hadn't taken anything of value, although he had taken my shoes(ridiculous, I know). I was walking home from my job because my bike was also stolen. Again, FML. I had accidentally left my wallet at my house which is lucky for once. After being stabbed, someone had seen me bleeding, so they called 911. I'm no longer in the hospital as the wound wasn't serious, so I'm doing slightly better. Again, Thanks for the support.

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Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

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Jesus Christ OP. Sorry you had to go through that. Sending you love x

Get better soon OP!

lexiieeex3 32

Get better? He was stabbed...

MzZombicidal 36

So, because OP was stabbed, it's impossible to get better??

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Yeah you better.. Coz that sucked.. :P

Bye bye now! :)

it was a knife try, but hey you will get it eventually

Poor robber, he didn't get any money and he even made his knife dirty. :( *sarcasm tsunami*

I guess nobody understand sarcasm anymore :/

fangirlofthings 21

Nah that was just really bad

Usually i see those things as top reactions so i was risking the shot

Why not just be natural instead of fishing for likes.

It wouldn't have been so bad if you hadn't added the frowny face and "sarcasm tsunami" to the end of it

that's horrible,dont say that

Should've apologized and offered to give him a free back rub, of course. Don't you know simple mugging etiquette OP?

christinamarie17 29

See, #4. This is how sarcasm is done.

@63 i just have a different form of humor :) there is no "how sarcasm should be done"

#72 will you ever learn?

Oh, cool, an FML that is l terrifying. Just how I like to start my day.

OP that's awful! Hopefully nothing serious. I always carry pepper spray and a nail file just in case

Yeah being stabbed is no big deal really. Certainly not serious.

A stab in a organ or large vessel is super serious. So yeah stabs do differ.

I was being sarcastic.

The sarcasm wasn't lost on me. I just meant to clarify that I am sympathizing with the OP

lexiieeex3 32

20- you just commented for the upvotes your comment was ridiculous

What's the nail file for

Le_ponderer 14

Thank goodness that you are alive OP. Some of these nutters are insanely dangerous and have been known to cause irreparable harm to their hapless victims.

There is no thing that can make up for the trauma from such an attack very easily. I hope besides the physical scars you will recover from this without living in constant fear of a repeat. No one deserves to be attacked, robbed and injured!

RoboRock 6

Why did people press YDI? Why did he deserve to get stabbed for being broke?

Because there is always that one asshat who thinks: YDI for not being nice to the mugger

Most of those people I bet you just want the badge. Also, someone else with a suit selfie profile pic. Hello, like minded fellow.