the apple doesn't juice far from the tree

*The apple juice doesn't fall far from the tree.

16- that was actually pretty funny

26. 16 intentionally did that, juicing the apple... (I think)

You plant a potato you get a potato.

He has piss-poor parenting skills.

Hahaha , that's cute of them, OP!

Look at her name: bonding_boys. True in everyway

How do u think thats cute? The father is teaching the son something that he shouldnt!

if i could favourite this comment i would

Same here, if I could...

Well, they wanted to use the toilet but there was a book still stuck in it.

@44. you can do it. it just takes superb muscle. control

@84 that, and a balcony!

it wont be so much for the people beneath you...

"second floor balcony.." I think they live in a house... If it was an apartment I think OP would've just said "balcony".

No, apartments have balcony's.

Balconies*

Wow someone didn't read my comment at all.

Jelly713, I've seen a couple.

If the kid remembers. I hope he does.

Agreed, it's better than peeing in a potted plant in a crowded mall.

When im 90 im going to pretend im insane and im going to take baths in a mall fountain. Theyll just be like "its thursday already?" lol

I wush my father "bonded" with me like that. BTW look at her user name :P

I'll admit, I find your username highly disturbing...

why? its not like they were using "krazy glue"