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She loves you enough to mark you with her scent, that should keep the other women and dangerous predators away from you.

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I don't think anybody loves anybody else all of the time. There are quite a few times when my parents haven't loved each other, but they always make up later.

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I would want to disagree with you on that one, but mostly cause I'm madly in love myself so I wouldn't be able to tell :P Also, it looks to me as though the OPs wife was just making a joke :S

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Uh, I don't know about any of you, but whenever my fiancé fight, I don't just automatically stop loving him. I get irritated and mad, yes, but I still love him with all my heart.

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#2 ???????? You mean, because she isn't sure of loving her husband at all times anymore, she gives a bad name to women as a whole? What the heck?? Are you from Afganistan? Sure, marriage is holy and wonderful, but heck, women don't belong to men and they have their own feelings too. She could have said "no"... The fart was just funny, who knows whether it was purposeful or not.

I am guessing you won't ask her that question again. Although I feel for you my husband doesthings like that to me :-(

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It's okay for a man to have the emotional depth of a brick wall, but when a woman does it, she's a total bitch?

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Ha ha, Theres so much humor in this. Love it. There needs to be less serious relationships out there! Yesterday I was asking my b/f to help me do something...he walked right by me and farted...and laughed. Did he help me...no...but I found the humor in it...and I got him back later.You should have farted on her! DUH! and its not that she doesn't love you, I'm sure you just annoy her...you are her HUSBAND! Far from an FML.

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Depends on the relationship. If my GF did that I would probably take it as a joke. It would still be disgusting because chicks aren't supposed to fart but I wouldn't care. Their relationship could be different though. maybe she really does only love him sometimes, and maybe her farting was a sign of disrespect. Either way, women shouldn't fart.

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This is kind of how I took it. It sounds like a couple confident in who they feel about each other where its ok to tease and be playful.

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i'm agreeing with everyone except #30. this is the sort of thing i'd do if i had a husband, it's just playing around. as for #30, i hope the next girl he's in bed with gives him a good ol' dutch oven.

So she only tells the truth when she farts on you? "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you god?" *lets huge fart rip*

That's really gross, it's one thing to fart, but on your the leg... Ew come on now, have some class. Your lady is gross dude.

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