By Satan - 15/03/2010 23:22 - United States 3 3 13 82 Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 376 You deserved it 9 163 Tweet Share
Please don't do that By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia 7 2 2 66 Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulled away, goes, "OMNOMNOMNOM" then continued kissing me. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 337 You deserved it 22 529 Tweet Share