Miscellaneous: Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my...

By Janice - 07/11/2011 05:12 - Canada

Today, while jogging, I realized my face jiggles more than my breasts. FML

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By max - 03/01/2012 19:36 - United States

Today, I went jogging with my girlfriend. I'm pretty sure my moobs bounced more than her breasts. FML

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By random - 08/06/2013 04:42 - United States - El Paso

Today, at the gym, my boobs were jiggling more than the girl next to me. This would be a good thing, if I wasn't a guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/02/2012 16:12 - United States

Today, I noticed that I have gained enough weight to give me back boobs. FML

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By BoobiePain - 16/10/2014 02:33 - Canada - Saint John

Today, I got stitches in my breast. I never knew how much they jiggled until every bump on the road made my breast feel like it was on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2019 04:03

Today, after going through a major weight loss and change of lifestyle to better my confidence and health, I now have saggy thighs, arms and boobs, a deflated ass, two inches of hanging stomach, and have realized just how unsymmetrical my face is. Oh, and my physical health has never been worse. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 03:59 - United States

Today, feeling out of shape, I went for a jog. I got mugged. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 04:07 - United States

Today, I went running for the first time in a few months. I had what I thought was an asthma attack. When I got home, I realized that it was not asthma, but instead I have gained so much weight that my running bra restricted my breathing. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I realized that the only part of my body that has had a reduction in size from changing my diet and working out isn't my stomach or my thighs but my already undersized breasts. FML

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By box butt - 07/03/2017 00:00

Today, after much dieting and exercise, I can proudly say that my love handles are now bigger than my ass. FML

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By thunderthighs644 - 23/11/2011 03:21

Today, while jogging, I heard an odd clapping sound over the sound of my iPod. I stopped running, and the sound stopped. This continued for an hour before I realized the slapping sound was my thighs slapping together violently. FML

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saIty 17

Monday 7 November 2011 12:12

Just pull all the fat on your face back with rubber bands.

GameOver008 1

Monday 7 November 2011 12:25

Jiggly puff

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soccerbabe92 0

Monday 7 November 2011 22:20

I'm sorry. At least your boobs don't slap u in the face like mine do! : )

missmia18 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:47

mine do dat and girl it hurt sometimes an all da boy be looking an I'm only 12

EpicLovee 2

Monday 7 November 2011 22:44

That's ...nasty .

xxZombieCookiexx 0

Monday 7 November 2011 22:49

Dude! It's not as good as you think of Gavin big boobs I'm sick of it haha they are good sometimes but they are just in your way!

gingerninger18 5

Monday 7 November 2011 22:53

Just get a sports mask

FollowMe 2

Monday 7 November 2011 22:54

It's going to go away if you keep jogging, so dont stop, it's worth it. Your body loves you! xD

daydreamer244 13

Monday 7 November 2011 23:09

Go on a diet?

chels1994 11

Monday 7 November 2011 23:48

lol he must have read my info and saw that i like xbox i guess :p and um well its fun... lol btw midnight release of mw3 tonight ;D (sorry to get off subject) *and i want free doughnuts...*

smdthinks 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 0:25

Itty bitty titty committee?

JayAyyEmm 0

Tuesday 8 November 2011 0:25

Your new nickname is Flubber.

neilsc 8

Tuesday 8 November 2011 1:06

You boob :)

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