By shoveless - 20/12/2016 21:08 - United States

Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML
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That's why I keep my shovel locked away in a safe this time of year. Then I just shovel with important documents, family heirlooms, jewels, or bags of cash with dollar signs on the side.

Wouldn't they have had to shovel your driveway to make their getaway?

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Wouldn't they have had to shovel your driveway to make their getaway?

I feel like someone was doing you a favor, at first, other than ransacking your house trying to find a shovel.... Perhaps you should keep your shovel in a more accessible place?

Such a nice gesture of them to shovel a path to your driveway for you, that has to be ground-breaking!

That's why I keep my shovel locked away in a safe this time of year. Then I just shovel with important documents, family heirlooms, jewels, or bags of cash with dollar signs on the side.

Sounds like something neighbors would do, someone living within a short distance who can scope out your home and know when you're not there. You might do a little scoping yourself and see if there's anything suspicious that can be used to help the police investigate.

Now that's what we call dedication!

you're in trouble if that shovel is found at the next crime scene