Today, while in heavy traffic on the highway, a motorcyclist managed to t-bone my car. He picked himself up, glanced at the side of my car, and quickly drove off, all in the space of a few seconds. I just got an expensive paint job on this thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I stopped at a light when someone crashed into my motorcycle, making me fall. The guy claimed it was my fault because I'd stopped too fast. I got really mad, so I attempted to spit on his face and was ready to start a fight when I noticed that I'd forgotten to lift the helmet visor. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
Today, I accidentally bumped into another car on the road. The worst of the damage was a slight chip to the other driver's paint, but she played it up so much that she ended up being taken away in an ambulance. I'm now terrified that the crazy bitch is going to sue me. FML
Today, after finally getting up the nerve to take my motorcycle to up 75 mph on the freeway, I made it off in one piece, only to fall off my bike in the mall parking lot. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was driving my motorcycle, and I noticed someone was in the ditch, so I went to go help them. When the ambulance showed up, they ran over my bike, totaling it. FML
Today, I'm recovering from a bad motorcycle crash that could have cost me my life. A truck pulled out in front of me while going 60. Luckily I only have a broken arm and a fractured sternum. I was just notified by my attorney that the guy at fault has no insurance or assets to his name. FML
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DocBastard 40
I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. Motorcyclists are idiots. SHIT!
Freeze_fml 17
Usually in those situations you call the police.
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Freeze_fml 17
Usually in those situations you call the police.
Neopets_dot_com 0
This is a case where if you have a gun you chase him down and shoot him
R00ST3R 12
Yes, because murder is completely acceptable after a hit and run.
Keyman1212 14
Yeah, but with the whole heavy traffic situation, a police car following a motorcycle is nearly impossible. This is Malaysia were talking about here. They are famous for their traffic. Besides that, I think close to 80% of their traffic is some type of motorcycle/moped. Good luck to the police trying to find the guy who hit you with a statistic like that.
ikickgingers 15
Your ******.
gunmania0 12
I love t-boning.
starian240990 0
23- not 80%, i must say 20-30. You would know if you have been to Malaysia
iRiS890 5
It's at least 47%. Fact.
No_LoveMM 3
27 You're
v1kt4r 13
Agreed! wtf **** kind of statistic is "80% of their traffic is bikes or mopeds" GTFOHWTBS
atarisrocks 6
Call the police anyway there might be a witness or CCTV that can help
No_LoveMM 3
call police, not upload to fml
MatthewHass 4
Upload? Are you ******* retarded?
No_LoveMM 3
upload, post, write, add, inscribe, submit, engrish is hard
Freeze_fml 17
Are you? Uploading is the process of sending information from the local client to the server.
FYLDeep 26
Freeze just uploaded some logic to this conversation.
No_LoveMM 3
And you just uploaded an observation, while I just did too.
vibeplayer1112 0
This actually happened a little while ago. It takes a little while for an FML to get posted due to moderation. In the time he actually wrote to now they could have investigated and got the guy.
Lucidium 0
Are you retarded? You're still uploading information to the server by submitting, posting comments etc. You just don't call it that.
RavagedSouI 0
Welcome to Malaysia. Just take down his plate number and bribe the policeman and everything will be taken care of.
starian240990 0
You are an idiot!! People like you would never make corruption stops!!! Even if the police ask for the money, you shouldn't give! If you do, then you are equally dumb as **** and should be arrested!! **** off bloody ******! Idiot guy! Regardless ofyour nationality but stop ruining the world!
iRiS890 5
I hate to interrupt your rage sir. However, I believe that may have been a joke. That's when you say (or type) something in an effort to be funny. Feel free to rage delete now.
No_LoveMM 3
trololol
deadroad 5
You should of got his number plate and reported him
seacadet 18
*should have
smirnoff1695 0
Oh my god! Id be so pissed. Deffinitely still call the police and see if they can do anything,
DocBastard 40
I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. I will NOT say anything bad about motorcyclists. Motorcyclists are idiots. SHIT!
melantysaurus 3
I thought doctors called motorcyclists organ donors.. They do here :)
yourlifesfucked 0
Donorcycles =).
AngelLove251987 0
It's kind of hard to believe on this one, if biker t-bone u, he wouldn't be able to ride off. Just saying
AngelLove251987 0
And oh, u can't pick up bike in one second either.