Work: Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole...

By Branman2480 - 19/09/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, while I was working at the golf course, two kids stole a golf cart and pulled a snowboard behind it. When I tried to stop them, they ran me over. FML

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Today, my job at a luxurious retirement community was terminated when I ran over an old lady with my work golf cart. FML

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Today, I lost a glove while snowboarding. I got off my board to find it, when a bunch of kids took the opportunity to kick my snowboard down the hill, while yelling "Run, Forrest, run!" as I frantically chased after it. FML

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Today, I was fixing something in the back of my truck when a shopping cart sped past me towards traffic. I jumped down to catch it, but it was too late. Luckily, it didn't hit anyone, but a woman and her husband stopped to tell me what an asshole I was. Sorry for trying to save your car from someone else's cart. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2011 06:34 - Canada

Today, I was chased on my bike by a couple of guys in a car. I rode into a public park to cut through and try to lose them. I looked by to check if they were following me, but they had to stop. I laughed, looked forward, and rammed into a little girl. FML

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By shoveless - 20/12/2016 21:08 - United States

Today, I came home from school to find my house ransacked. The robbers shoveled a path from my back door to the driveway, through the snow, then they stole my snow-shovel. FML

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By NoticeTheLackOfNumbers - 12/08/2009 22:43 - United States

Today, I was at the store when I saw that a cart in the checkout line next to me was starting to roll away and the owner hadn't noticed. I tried to help by reaching out to stop the cart from moving, but when the owner saw me with the cart, she began to hit me for trying to steal her purse. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 04:04 - United States

Today, while going to work, I was mugged. On the way back, I was mugged. FML

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franticravyn 7

Monday 19 September 2011 12:26

They say all teenagers scare the livin' shit outta me... They could care less as long as someone'll bleed.

underguarded 20

Monday 19 September 2011 12:32

This sounds like a job for Chuck Norris. It's ass kicking time.

Comments

tmmundy 17

Monday 19 September 2011 13:41

you should have taken a few swings with golf balls at the little *****...knock'em right off the golf cart and snow board, depending how good of an aim you are...lmao

KMtheDrummer 6

Monday 19 September 2011 13:48

ATV works much better.

cristina0323 0

Monday 19 September 2011 13:59

ok this doesnt hav to do with anything... but does anyone kno y none of my fmls r being comfirmed?

ikickgingers 15

Monday 19 September 2011 14:05

Because you suck like the colts and I'm the dog pound baby!! Rawr. Seriously probably rejected for spelling errors. Just saying.

Shrike 23

Monday 19 September 2011 14:18

it's cause they suck, dude

cristina0323 0

Monday 19 September 2011 14:34

we hav to spell properly? tht explains it. lol thx

cristina0323 0

Monday 19 September 2011 14:39

o and do we hav to write the "Today" and "FML"???

ikickgingers 15

Monday 19 September 2011 14:47

Read the directions?

zombicidal 11

Monday 19 September 2011 14:08

at least their not out strapping bullet proof vest to bears so they can burn our women and rape our churches

zombicidal 11

Monday 19 September 2011 14:11

sorry they're just woke up

perdix 29

Monday 19 September 2011 14:08

Who cares about you -- what happened to the course? They didn't **** up the greens? Oh, God, no, not the greens! You can **** up the roughs and the traps, but leave the greens!

hebron77 0

Monday 19 September 2011 14:09

Shoot them.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 19 September 2011 14:13

I don't know if this is really funny or really stupid, or both... I'll go with both.

mike3775 35

Monday 19 September 2011 15:17

I agree. Its funny and sad at the same time. Glad your ok OP

fcked_DP 4

Monday 19 September 2011 14:20

EAGLEEE

sarahlovesyewxD 8

Monday 19 September 2011 14:36

Were they trying to landboard? Hahaha, that really sucks, fyl.

lmaoatall 6

Monday 19 September 2011 14:37

I bet you were t'd off. Did you happen to give them the birdie as they sped away? But golfboarding does sound fun. I'll be checking break and YouTube for that footage!