Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, an ex of mine told me she wanted a threesome. This was great until I realised I wasn't included. FML
Today, I had a threesome with my ex and his female friend. He went down on her almost immediately, which he never did in the 14 months that we dated. FML
Today, I had a threesome with two girls. We'd hashed everything out and decided it would just be a one time thing, no attachments. It was great, but afterwards they both got mad at me for not trying to date one of them, and then accused me of wanting the other friend more. FML
Today, my girlfriend and her best friend came home after a long night. They both hopped into the bed and were very insistent that I join them. I said I felt weird about it and slept on the couch. The next morning, my pissed off girlfriend said that they wanted a threesome but I killed the mood. Fuck, I'm an idiot. FML
Today, my friend invited me, his girlfriend, and the girl I like over to his house to hang out. We hoped it would get me closer to my crush. The day ended with them having a threesome and me locked out. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing asked me to have a threesome. With his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-girlfriend, with whom I have a good friendship with and am in fact still in love. I picked her up at her house and we had a perfect night together that ended with sex in my car. As I dropped her off, she turned to me and said, "I hope you know we're just friends." FML
Today, I finally agreed to the threesome that my husband has been trying to persuade me to have. We arranged it with my hot best friend, thinking I would be more comfortable with her. I ended up lying naked beside them, watching them have fun. FML
Today, I had my third threesome with my fiancée and our friend. We are moving in together and I don't know what to do anymore. I can't stop thinking about her lips against mine, or how she feels when we fuck. I wish I had met her first. FML
Today, one of my female friends decided she wants a relationship with my ex. I told her I was fine with it because we've been apart for years and have been friends ever since. She then made him chose between being friends with me and having her as a girlfriend. I just lost two of my few friends. FML
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juggalo2 22
Sounds like you're an obsessive resident of the "friend-zone". The fact is she doesn't like you, and will never see you as a romantic partner. She knows you and your feelings well, and is actively and openly rejecting you. Why haven't you gotten the message yet?
RichardPencil 32
"I wish [her ex] *were* here." She should have used the subjunctive mood. Grammar corrections during sex make women hotter. Trust me on this one ;)
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juggalo2 22
Sounds like you're an obsessive resident of the "friend-zone". The fact is she doesn't like you, and will never see you as a romantic partner. She knows you and your feelings well, and is actively and openly rejecting you. Why haven't you gotten the message yet?
QueenSaru 28
To be fair... inviting someone to participate in a threesome is a pretty big mixed message... This isn't just OP getting told, "Look we'll never be more than friends!" and continuing to push a matter.
tounces7 28
Yeah, mixed messages is exactly what the friendzone is all about.
RichardPencil 32
"I wish [her ex] *were* here." She should have used the subjunctive mood. Grammar corrections during sex make women hotter. Trust me on this one ;)
raven_of_azarath 35
English degree holder here. Probably would.
Chazzster 32
Life seems to prove it over and over - Despite all prior intentions 3 is an unstable number in human relationships. Inevitably somebody feels left out or threatened. Some people can manage it, I guess, but most cannot.