Worst threesome ever

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 11:02

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Today, I finally got pulled into a threesome with the girl I've loved for years and another friend. She led the interaction with, "You only get to touch her" then, "I just wish [her ex] was here" and finished with, "OK, it's weird with you here, you can just go." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 064
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Sounds like you're an obsessive resident of the "friend-zone". The fact is she doesn't like you, and will never see you as a romantic partner. She knows you and your feelings well, and is actively and openly rejecting you. Why haven't you gotten the message yet?

"I wish [her ex] *were* here." She should have used the subjunctive mood. Grammar corrections during sex make women hotter. Trust me on this one ;)

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Sounds like you're an obsessive resident of the "friend-zone". The fact is she doesn't like you, and will never see you as a romantic partner. She knows you and your feelings well, and is actively and openly rejecting you. Why haven't you gotten the message yet?

To be fair... inviting someone to participate in a threesome is a pretty big mixed message... This isn't just OP getting told, "Look we'll never be more than friends!" and continuing to push a matter.

Yeah, mixed messages is exactly what the friendzone is all about.

"I wish [her ex] *were* here." She should have used the subjunctive mood. Grammar corrections during sex make women hotter. Trust me on this one ;)

English degree holder here. Probably would.

Life seems to prove it over and over - Despite all prior intentions 3 is an unstable number in human relationships. Inevitably somebody feels left out or threatened. Some people can manage it, I guess, but most cannot.