Woof! I do not consent!

By Horny and Unamused - 25/05/2021 11:00

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Today, at my wit's end, I had to have a conversation with my dog's trainer. During the pandemic, my otherwise housebroken dog began to pee in my bathroom whenever my boyfriend and I have sex. Our sex life is suffering and we went from 2-3 times a week to 8 times in the last year… with 8 matching piss puddles. FML
I agree, your life sucks 981
You deserved it 177

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Closing the bathroom door or crating him in another room before you get intimate works wonders.

You had to talk to your dog's trainer? What the hell are they supposed to do about it? Crate the dog with papers or a puppy pad and get on with your life instead of whining and catering to your pet.

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Closing the bathroom door or crating him in another room before you get intimate works wonders.

If you have a male dog sounds like a territory issue.

I agree and the best solution is to get rid of the dog.

You had to talk to your dog's trainer? What the hell are they supposed to do about it? Crate the dog with papers or a puppy pad and get on with your life instead of whining and catering to your pet.

Get rid off the dog. At the very least get him neutered. Your dog considers you as his “territory”.

Put the dog outside when you have sex.

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You let a dog having a tantrum ruin your sex life? Your dog is the boss and you are wearing the collar!

Kinda what I was thinking. Ummmm, seriously? There has to be a relatively easy solution to this other than having no sex life.

dog diapers are a thing

What vocalisations are you making? If you're being loud, he might think your boyfriend is attacking you and be getting scared. Really, though, leave him outside with a treat and let him go nuts. He won't even notice.