Woof! I do not consent!

By Horny and Unamused - 25/05/2021 11:00

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Today, at my wit's end, I had to have a conversation with my dog's trainer. During the pandemic, my otherwise housebroken dog began to pee in my bathroom whenever my boyfriend and I have sex. Our sex life is suffering and we went from 2-3 times a week to 8 times in the last year… with 8 matching piss puddles. FML
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You deserved it 190
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slkeithh 14

Closing the bathroom door or crating him in another room before you get intimate works wonders.

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DoctorPALO 14

You had to talk to your dog's trainer? What the hell are they supposed to do about it? Crate the dog with papers or a puppy pad and get on with your life instead of whining and catering to your pet.

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slkeithh 14

Closing the bathroom door or crating him in another room before you get intimate works wonders.

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red6joker 8
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If you have a male dog sounds like a territory issue.

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Chazzster 24
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I agree and the best solution is to get rid of the dog.

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DoctorPALO 14

You had to talk to your dog's trainer? What the hell are they supposed to do about it? Crate the dog with papers or a puppy pad and get on with your life instead of whining and catering to your pet.

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Chazzster 24
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Get rid off the dog. At the very least get him neutered. Your dog considers you as his “territory”.

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peterblackmer91 12
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Put the dog outside when you have sex.

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Lora Wood 11

You let a dog having a tantrum ruin your sex life? Your dog is the boss and you are wearing the collar!

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WhataStrangeTripThisIs 23
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Kinda what I was thinking. Ummmm, seriously? There has to be a relatively easy solution to this other than having no sex life.

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OrySoma 11

dog diapers are a thing

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IHaveThePower 13
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What vocalisations are you making? If you're being loud, he might think your boyfriend is attacking you and be getting scared. Really, though, leave him outside with a treat and let him go nuts. He won't even notice.

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