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Today, at my wit's end, I had to have a conversation with my dog's trainer. During the pandemic, my otherwise housebroken dog began to pee in my bathroom whenever my boyfriend and I have sex. Our sex life is suffering and we went from 2-3 times a week to 8 times in the last year… with 8 matching piss puddles. FML
What vocalisations are you making? If you're being loud, he might think your boyfriend is attacking you and be getting scared.
Really, though, leave him outside with a treat and let him go nuts. He won't even notice.
Closing the bathroom door or crating him in another room before you get intimate works wonders.
You had to talk to your dog's trainer? What the hell are they supposed to do about it? Crate the dog with papers or a puppy pad and get on with your life instead of whining and catering to your pet.