By Horny and Unamused - 25/5/2021 11:00

Woof! I do not consent!

  Today, at my wit's end, I had to have a conversation with my dog's trainer. During the pandemic, my otherwise housebroken dog began to pee in my bathroom whenever my boyfriend and I have sex. Our sex life is suffering and we went from 2-3 times a week to 8 times in the last year… with 8 matching piss puddles. FML
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By  DoctorPALO  |  12

You had to talk to your dog's trainer? What the hell are they supposed to do about it? Crate the dog with papers or a puppy pad and get on with your life instead of whining and catering to your pet.

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By  DoctorPALO  |  12

You had to talk to your dog's trainer? What the hell are they supposed to do about it? Crate the dog with papers or a puppy pad and get on with your life instead of whining and catering to your pet.

By  Lora Wood  |  10

You let a dog having a tantrum ruin your sex life? Your dog is the boss and you are wearing the collar!