Intimacy: Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I...

By notguilty - 15/08/2009 23:24 - United States

Today, while I was watching Miley Cyrus's new music video, I had an itch near my bikini line that I couldn't reach through my jeans. So I unzipped my pants to get to it, and that's when my boyfriend walked in on me with my hands down my pants. He thought I was getting off on the music video. FML

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Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

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By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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By callie - 18/06/2011 06:08 - United States

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

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By Hormones apparently - 08/12/2015 02:32 - United States - Westerville

Today, I was so inexplicably horny that I had to shuffle awkwardly and use my bag to hide the wetness of my pants as I left work for the day. FML

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By shit.... - 08/11/2012 18:25 - Malaysia - Kuala Selangor

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML

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By Tiana - 29/01/2012 02:34 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

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By megaladon - 28/06/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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By shaggy - 30/08/2009 21:26 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2009 04:10 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML

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By Matt988 - 22/03/2021 23:00 - India

Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML

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Sunday 16 August 2009 9:04

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! YDI for even looking at that beaver face.

ladycoyote 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 9:12

You deserve it for voluntarily watching Miley Cyrus do anything.

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CFR 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:38

Well here's proof that the Disney Channel definitely upped the intensity of their subliminal messages. Watch The Jonas Brothers and see what happens next Jokin, that sucks (and so does the Disney Channel).

jess_00 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:40

LOL! :)

lalaboricua 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:47

Yay I moderated this....Miley sucks yay

ItsAshxD 0

Monday 17 August 2009 0:43

Congratulations. Maybe the OP will stick her hands down her pants for you.

hobos_R_us 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:49

Well.... All you people who are haters can suck it. I personally don't like Miley Cyrus either but seriously, do you have to bad mouth her and call her names like ****? No. She didn't do a god damn thing to you sooo lay off. I'm 17 and I behave better than you people. We are all people and we shouldn't judge others because we all make mistakes.

lalaboricua 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 17:50

CFR 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 18:10

I don't despise her, I just despise her music... She actually seems really nice in person =/

aberfrog5 0

Monday 17 August 2009 15:40

yes. you're right. i never really liked her music but i actually like her song Party In The U.S.A. It seems like an older song, but I can't quite put my finger on it. o.O