By Ringo McDingo - 26/03/2012 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was sleeping, I managed to knock down the curtains by my bed. That would explain the gash on my head and blood on my bed. FML
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GRRSOM 7

Hope you don't take it offensive if people call you crack head for a while.

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BunBunBabe 8

What the hell how did that not wake you up? You must have actually knocked yourself out! Hope you get better sleep tomorrow than that

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linkinpark98 23

Blood stains aren't the easiest to remove..... Dont ask me about my experiences with that. :)

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thiscrazything 1

Maybe you had a visitor in the night. Check for two little puncture marks on your neck.....mwahhaaahaaaa

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Pentium_4 27

i'm impressed that he slept through it. i wish i was a deep sleeper like that

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nofearjenshere 12

I'm sure most girls have had experiences with blood stains before, unfortunately. Maybe not as extreme as yours though, 1. :b

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linkinpark98 23

20 - Yes. But no. Way wrong. XD

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Comet_Candy 23

They're actually not too hard to remove if you take care of them ASAP. The longer they sit, the harder it'll be to remove them. Just don't wash them in hot water until the stains are gone.

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maxmex13 7

Use hydrogen peroxide it works

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BunBunBabe 8

What the hell how did that not wake you up? You must have actually knocked yourself out! Hope you get better sleep tomorrow than that

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ShyAnn29 14

Some people are just really deep sleepers

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ladyLALAA 28

My housemate once dragged me off the couch by my legs and around the room before I woke up. I'm screwed if there's a house fire.

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indigofire1230 3

I agree. I'm a really deep sleeper, and I could see myself sleeping through something like that. In fact, I've slept through injuring myself, being dragged out of bed, and hearing a nearby explosion, that I know of. So yes, I don't think it's implausible to sleep through that. But that still really sucks OP.

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GRRSOM 7

Hope you don't take it offensive if people call you crack head for a while.

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linkinpark98 23

Ha! Thumbs for you.

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p888 0

No, it was probably a ninja who cut you then planted the curtain there.

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Torva_fml 16

Your secret is safe with me, ninja-moor.

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jerseyboy732 16

better than kicking your foot through your window while sleeping (been there done that)

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micahsmommy 13

At least you know it wasn't a zombie attack.

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linkinpark98 23

But I've been preparing for a zombie attack for years! My dreams are crushed…

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micahsmommy 13

But if it was a zombie attack OP would now be a zombie because they would have gotten him in his sleep. :(

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linkinpark98 23

It's going to take quite a while for those sheets to be white again… That's if you dont decide to buy new ones.

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tanay97 8

That must have hurt. Maybe move your bed away from the curtain?

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BrownSugar10940 2

Wow u must be a hard sleeper not to have felt that

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