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  evilplatypus  |  38

12 - "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it..."
Unless OP forgot to mention the part where they died or were rendered sterile, it isn't worthy of a Darwin Award.

...Though I don't doubt they'll try for it again in the future.


Yeah no joke... I can hit my head on the light fixtures arranged on the ceiling fan just by walking.

Fun Fact: iPhone jus auto-corrected the word 'arranged' to 'stabbed'. -_-