By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
I agree, your life sucks 11 732
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While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?

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Humorous, you sir deserve an award for humorous stupidity. (;

Did you mean the Darwin award?

I'm lalalalanie and this is Jackass.

If this was recorded you'd be a new hit. Just like the dumb ass cat that did it. Except this one would be real!!! LMFAO

12 - "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it..." Unless OP forgot to mention the part where they died or were rendered sterile, it isn't worthy of a Darwin Award. ...Though I don't doubt they'll try for it again in the future.

#59, maybe OP'll get an honorable mention?

I'm not a huge fan of puns because they tend to go over my head.

Now I'm not going to jump to conclusions, but if you don't get puns then you must be stu-bed!

You sir have great vertical if you can jump high enough to hit the fan! Lil alone knock yourself unconscious because of it.

unless he's got a vaulted ceiling, the fans are not that high off the bed he would be trampolining on.

Yeah no joke... I can hit my head on the light fixtures arranged on the ceiling fan just by walking. Fun Fact: iPhone jus auto-corrected the word 'arranged' to 'stabbed'. -_-

Ha, sounds like me!

Chewbaka wouldn't need to jump to hit his head on the ceiling fan...

Chewbacca wouldn't need a fan. I am talking about myself.

26: I think the joke just went right over your head.

Now children...

31- apparently the fan didn't

While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?

Or play in traffic?

Or give yourself a paper cut and squeeze lemon juice on it.

Or slide down a bed of razors into a pool of alcohol

Or play tag with an hungry lion .

Or paint a floor starting at the only door out of the room.

Or play in a field of stinging nettles

Or bash a beehive

Or step on a Lego

Or drink gasoline.

or drop the soap in a prison shower.

And eat a lit match

Alright enough of this. Haha. Time to break it up.

^ Party pooper. :(

Or listen to some Bieber...

Or blast classical music with your windows down while driving through the ghetto part of town.

Unless you flail your arms around like a crazy person, running with scissors isn't that dangerous. But I'm a crazy person so watch out.

Is it bad that I read "spinning fan" and thought of cat videos? OP, maybe wear a helmet next time... Or all the time.

Are you thinking of the video where the cats paw got stuck to the string attached to the ceiling fan?

Is there any other cat and spinning fan video?

*slow sarcastic clap* Well done, well done.

Do you not understand or are you being sarcastic? O.o

Was this an industrial fan? The regular ones are far to flimsy to knock someone out. I don't know I could be wrong.

It would kind of depend where the fan blade hit them. A foam sword can easily knock you out if it hits you in the temple. Trust me.

Dude, fans are usually made out of metal or wood...they can fuck shit up.

There are some things that should just be left as memories.

I once tried that. Forgot I had doubled my weight, fell through my bed and had to buy a new one... The cons of being an adult. :(

No. The cons of eating food. I watch it though.

34- So from childhood to adulthood, we aren't supposed to gain weight?