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Humorous, you sir deserve an award for humorous stupidity. (;
Did you mean the Darwin award?
I'm lalalalanie and this is Jackass.
If this was recorded you'd be a new hit. Just like the dumb ass cat that did it. Except this one would be real!!! LMFAO
12 - "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it..." Unless OP forgot to mention the part where they died or were rendered sterile, it isn't worthy of a Darwin Award. ...Though I don't doubt they'll try for it again in the future.
#59, maybe OP'll get an honorable mention?
Fantastic
I'm not a huge fan of puns because they tend to go over my head.
Now I'm not going to jump to conclusions, but if you don't get puns then you must be stu-bed!
Yeah no joke... I can hit my head on the light fixtures arranged on the ceiling fan just by walking. Fun Fact: iPhone jus auto-corrected the word 'arranged' to 'stabbed'. -_-
Stupid!
Chewbaka wouldn't need to jump to hit his head on the ceiling fan...
Now children...
31- apparently the fan didn't
While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?
Or play in traffic?
Or give yourself a paper cut and squeeze lemon juice on it.
Or slide down a bed of razors into a pool of alcohol
Or play tag with an hungry lion .
Or paint a floor starting at the only door out of the room.
Or play in a field of stinging nettles
Or bash a beehive
Or drink gasoline.
And eat a lit match
Alright enough of this. Haha. Time to break it up.
^ Party pooper. :(
Or listen to some Bieber...
Or blast classical music with your windows down while driving through the ghetto part of town.
Unless you flail your arms around like a crazy person, running with scissors isn't that dangerous. But I'm a crazy person so watch out.
Is it bad that I read "spinning fan" and thought of cat videos? OP, maybe wear a helmet next time... Or all the time.
Do you not understand or are you being sarcastic? O.o
Was this an industrial fan? The regular ones are far to flimsy to knock someone out. I don't know I could be wrong.
Dude, fans are usually made out of metal or wood...they can **** shit up.
There are some things that should just be left as memories.
I once tried that. Forgot I had doubled my weight, fell through my bed and had to buy a new one... The cons of being an adult. :(
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While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?
Fantastic