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By lalalalainie / Saturday 13 October 2012 06:45 / United States - Fullerton
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  evilplatypus  |  35

12 - "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it..." Unless OP forgot to mention the part where they died or were rendered sterile, it isn't worthy of a Darwin Award. ...Though I don't doubt they'll try for it again in the future.

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Now I'm not going to jump to conclusions, but if you don't get puns then you must be stu-bed!

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  Inheritance  |  10

You sir have great vertical if you can jump high enough to hit the fan! Lil alone knock yourself unconscious because of it.

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Yeah no joke... I can hit my head on the light fixtures arranged on the ceiling fan just by walking. Fun Fact: iPhone jus auto-corrected the word 'arranged' to 'stabbed'. -_-

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  Marrach  |  7

No. The cons of eating food. I watch it though.

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