By lalalalainie - 13/10/2012 06:45 - United States - Fullerton

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML
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hatesfate 6

While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?

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LadyGore 12

Humorous, you sir deserve an award for humorous stupidity. (;

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MyNameIsViet 15

If this was recorded you'd be a new hit. Just like the dumb ass cat that did it. Except this one would be real!!! LMFAO

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evilplatypus 38

12 - "The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it..." Unless OP forgot to mention the part where they died or were rendered sterile, it isn't worthy of a Darwin Award. ...Though I don't doubt they'll try for it again in the future.

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saksxalmo 20

#59, maybe OP'll get an honorable mention?

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Betz 10

I'm not a huge fan of puns because they tend to go over my head.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

Now I'm not going to jump to conclusions, but if you don't get puns then you must be stu-bed!

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Inheritance 10

You sir have great vertical if you can jump high enough to hit the fan! Lil alone knock yourself unconscious because of it.

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RedPillSucks 31

unless he's got a vaulted ceiling, the fans are not that high off the bed he would be trampolining on.

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MormonPornstar 7

Yeah no joke... I can hit my head on the light fixtures arranged on the ceiling fan just by walking. Fun Fact: iPhone jus auto-corrected the word 'arranged' to 'stabbed'. -_-

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chriswright1888 10

Ha, sounds like me!

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Ryan_Jaxson 8

Chewbaka wouldn't need to jump to hit his head on the ceiling fan...

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chriswright1888 10

Chewbacca wouldn't need a fan. I am talking about myself.

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FMLshark 12

26: I think the joke just went right over your head.

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hatesfate 6

While you're at it why don't you run around with scissors?

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linstar 13

Or give yourself a paper cut and squeeze lemon juice on it.

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truth_spitta 0

Or slide down a bed of razors into a pool of alcohol

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Demonfish 14

Or paint a floor starting at the only door out of the room.

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flockz 19

or drop the soap in a prison shower.

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onlychildFTW 33

Alright enough of this. Haha. Time to break it up.

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gc327072 30

Or blast classical music with your windows down while driving through the ghetto part of town.

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XxDevilxXGt 26

Unless you flail your arms around like a crazy person, running with scissors isn't that dangerous. But I'm a crazy person so watch out.

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Carmstro 13

Is it bad that I read "spinning fan" and thought of cat videos? OP, maybe wear a helmet next time... Or all the time.

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RevenVx 16

Are you thinking of the video where the cats paw got stuck to the string attached to the ceiling fan?

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hatesfate 6

Is there any other cat and spinning fan video?

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nick347b 6

*slow sarcastic clap* Well done, well done.

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LadyGore 12

Do you not understand or are you being sarcastic? O.o

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MrBond007_fml 6

Was this an industrial fan? The regular ones are far to flimsy to knock someone out. I don't know I could be wrong.

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WeAreRisen 6

It would kind of depend where the fan blade hit them. A foam sword can easily knock you out if it hits you in the temple. Trust me.

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deBlobX 12

Dude, fans are usually made out of metal or wood...they can **** shit up.

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HeartForMusic 23

There are some things that should just be left as memories.

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Kazenoe 24

I once tried that. Forgot I had doubled my weight, fell through my bed and had to buy a new one... The cons of being an adult. :(

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Marrach 7

No. The cons of eating food. I watch it though.

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lelo007 11

34- So from childhood to adulthood, we aren't supposed to gain weight?

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