Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
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Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, I woke up to see that I had two black eyes from a cheerleading stunt gone wrong yesterday. I decided to curl my hair to distract from them. While curling my hair I accidentally burned my cheek. I now have two black eyes and a huge burn on my cheek. My extended family is coming tomorrow. FML
Today, while putting on makeup, I got a face full of bloody scratches instead of an even skin tone. Turns out my makeup sponge was full of bits of glass. My little brother forgot to tell me he shattered a mirror beside my makeup box. FML
Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while I was showering, my brother thought it would be funny to burst through the door pretending he was a burglar. Panicked, I went to grab the soap bar as a weapon, slipped, fell, and hit my head on the faucet. FML
Today, my contact ripped in half in my eye. One half fell out, but the other half got stuck too far under my eyelid. An hour and $100 later, Urgent Care finally got it. FML
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imlaughingatyou 0
that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?
cthulhu1138 1
I hear locking the door works wonders.
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foryoublue94 0
What's the point of curling your eyelashes?
PokeyStix 3
When your eyelashes don't curl up properly, it makes them harder to see, and therefore less pretty.
ilovefatcats 12
I thought eylashes didn't grow bak :|
MoNiCa132 0
some ppls eyelashes grow straight and it opens ur eyes more wen they r curled and they r also more attractive wen curled
hippo1234 19
for me, I curl them so they don't hit my glasses and sunglasses. not cosmetic, just practical
cjwayy 22
Jesus Christ...
flowerfliff 18
I've read some horrible FMLs, but this one just seems so horrible! I feel so sorry for you
DankNissan 11
kill yourself
_Adog2645 24
It's Jason Bourne
EmilyMarie 0
Ouch, you should break his neck to make you feel better. Okay maybe not neck.. but arm or something.
marquellauhrig 10
Holy crap!! That would fricken hurt!!!
dragonrider1959 18
It's bad that this happened but that's an over reaction
fmlsarah 0
OUCH!
fmlsarah 0
OUCH!
happypink_fml 0
omg lmao hahahahahahahaha that sucks ive never seen anyone without eyelashes hahaha ha!
daniisme 0
I have, he pulls them out in class then eats them..
Grimmerie 31
i used to compulsively pull mine out, without even noticing i was doing so. didn't stop until they were all gone. that year sucked.
Kgirl2cute 6
Trichotillomania for twelve years, beat that. No eyelashes since I was in grade two.
imlaughingatyou 0
that sucks.. wear fake ones for now?
tastylipstick 0
OW! PAIN! OW. And wow, that sucks. a lot. I'm sorry for your loss.
NorfolkDude 2
It's hair... it'll grow back. Not a fml. Unless you meant it burnt off in which case it might not grow.
Moo_Horse 0
ummm dude im pretty sure that HURTS getting all your eyelashes RIPPED off.
Carriah420 9
Plus, eyelashes take a very long time to grow back, especially if they are RIPPED OUT.
cthulhu1138 1
I hear locking the door works wonders.
slutmuffin 0
Kill your little brother. And then. Kill him again.