FML : Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder...

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Today, I was sitting in a lecture about the history of the KKK and the problems it has caused, when the weirdest and quietest kid leans over my shoulder and says "I'd burn you first..." and winks. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By racist / Friday 15 October 2010 06:00 / United States

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By LiveThenDie | 2

#1550811 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:06

it's always the quiet ones!

By Jimboom | 11

#1550821 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:07

Congratulations. You made a friend. Albeit a weird one.

My suggestion would be to play along with it... don't want to piss him off just in case he makes you put the lotion in the basket.

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By LiveThenDie | 2

#1550811 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:06

it's always the quiet ones!

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MrSassypants | 31

#1550833 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:08

you should've yelled "I found one!" let's got him.

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thegreenguy | 0

#1550931 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:22

don't let him touch anything that belongs to you and never fall asleep when he is around

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ugwmii | 0

#1550984 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:31

you need to pop his little face in

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ShroomsOnAcid | 15

#3449447 - Tuesday 18 October 2011 11:26

There's a reason they're so quiet, preferring to be veiled in mystery.

By Technocidal | 0

#1550815 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:06

well... that sucks...

By Jimboom | 11

#1550821 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:07

Congratulations. You made a friend. Albeit a weird one.

My suggestion would be to play along with it... don't want to piss him off just in case he makes you put the lotion in the basket.

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Renesaga | 8

#1550970 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:27

I was gonna say, OP should play along with it. Not only for possible safety reasons, but it could turn out pretty hilarious.

By caseyxoxo | 0

#1550823 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:07

That isn't creepy at all.

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chlorinegreen | 27

#3692358 - Tuesday 6 December 2011 14:37

Maybe he just likes his meat dark? I know I do.

By adare | 0

#1550827 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:08

Well maybe he was just flirting with you in a really odd way.

By juliansisle | 5

#1550829 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:08

what an odd one. haha.

By rolas1 | 0

#1550839 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:09

B all like: "teacher, SEAT CHANGE!"

By fireblait | 0

#1550855 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:10

wtf tell him to see a doctor

By queencitystoner | 0

#1550873 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:12

could be worse

By JoHan55_fml | 7

#1550883 - Friday 15 October 2010 12:13

o.O run!

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