By HotACE - 22/04/2011 05:08

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12

What ever happened to unconditional love??

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honeypixi01 0

Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.

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abbynoelle 1

Cheat on her superficial ass! Show her there are other women who would love to hook up with you!;)

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ralmilk 16

that's ridiculous. she shouldn't be telling you to change yourself

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doumtabarnack 12

Dude really **** those diets go to the gym and get ripped

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jgraham0218 5

She doesn't sound like someone you should be with. If you love someone you don't give them Ultimatums like that.

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elihanson 6

Guess who doesn't get any in the first place…

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writerchic85 25

Your girlfriend sounds like princess of the *****

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