Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML
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Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML
Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML
Today, I find out why my long term boyfriend hasn't been interested in sex for the last three months. It’s because I’m "fat." While I could probably lose a few, I'm not obese and I'm the one who's encouraging healthy eating and exercise in our house. FML
Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML
Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML
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abceasyas123abc 12
What ever happened to unconditional love??
honeypixi01 0
Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.
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Comments (187)
DeadxManxWalking 27
OP if your girlfriend really loves you she should be able to accept you with or without the "flab" , its not your fault it's just who you are. (Suggestion: If she doesn't want to see your "flab" maybe try different positions? "Doggie Style" , "Reverse Cowgirl" ?)
a_nutritionist 10
youre right, people are never capable of starting to have sex and then later not being able to continue because theyre disgusted or feel that its just wrong. thats why theres never any rape lawsuits regarding people who change their mind during doing something. how ridiculous. you have an opinion, good for you. i also have one, and that is that she found him to be repulsive (her reasons are her own) and tried to do something to make him happy but just found it got to her too much. i really doubt this one sided story is going to give an unbiased review of the scenario and personally, i see nothing wrong here. it is an fml moment but it doesnt make her a bitch, regardless of your opinion.
JDiz83 0
that's called motivation
Reina1123 0
Lmao. Your comments crack me up.
HunterAlpha1 8
well, at least take comfort in the fact that she's not getting any either. oh, wait, she's probably getting some on the side, nvm lol XD
Jkmelton33 1
Since she thinks using sex as a way to manipulate you is acceptable, you should feel free to find something irritating about her (which shouldn't be hard) and tell her that until she changes that characteristic, you will be putting it in her butt.
MyNameIsntFalco 3
hen start losing more of that weight, it isn't hard.
botulismo 0
You should just break up with a bitch liek that. She's obviously really superficial. What would happen if you got in a car accident and gained wait after lying in a cast for a few months? Would she just break up with you? If it really bothered her, she would have stopped it before it happened. Any sort of "flab" that can be gained so slowly that she doesn't notice it until she's feeling critical is probably not real flab. You probably have a tiny bit of weight on your stomach. I dated someone who was manipulative in the same way. Trust me. Someone like this is never happy with you no matter how much you change for them. This is not "motivation" this is taking advantage of someone emotionally. Being physically perfect is a nice ideal but trust me, it's far more important to be emotionally compatible with the person you're with. For example, this emotionally abusive bitch should be with a physically abusive guy.
bluegoldfish 7
i agree with 149, shes tried to have sex with him but thinks hes gross and was forced to stop in the middle, in light of which she thought it appropriate to tell him how bad he looked (someones got to) without sugar coating anything. itd be doing him a disservice not to tell him and telling him she wont do him until hes lost some weight gives him an incentive. so now lets all exercise our rights to an opinion without expecting everyone to agree with us and it should all be fine. that means you rawr9able (wtf does that even mean anyway?). also its "would have" not "would of".
jayemdoubleyou 1
Why should she have sex with your nasty fatness all over the place?