Intimacy: Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that...

By HotACE - 22/04/2011 05:08

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, she tells me that the flab on my stomach does not turn her on, and stops in the middle of it. Therefore, until my diet is over, guess who doesn't get any. FML

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Same thing different taste

By AbFlab - 01/06/2010 04:35 - United States

Today, I've been dieting and working out trying to work towards some solid abs because I know my girlfriend digs that stuff. I've been miserable trying to achieve this goal, plus to make things even better while kissing today she grabbed my stomach and said "I just love your abs of... flab." FML

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By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML

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By chunky monkey - 14/03/2016 18:26 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half informed me that he had "accepted" my stomach, even though it didn't conform to his "preference" for a flat stomach. He then added that his acceptance doesn't extend to my "chunky thighs". FML

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That slaps!

By Kelli - 08/04/2020 02:00

Today, the whole time my husband and I had sex, my stomach flab violently slapped my thighs. The harder he pumped, the louder the slapping got. Time to lose some weight. FML

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Turn me on

By Anonymous - 06/04/2016 16:59 - United States - Meriden

Today, my girlfriend wanted to try having sex despite her serious body image issues. Unfortunately, I couldn't get it up due to how utterly terrified she looked. Now no matter what I say, she thinks it's all because her body is hideous. FML

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Body issues

By Anonymous - 01/12/2021 10:59

Today, my boyfriend finally told me after over two years together that the reason we only have sex once a month is because my stomach is, “off-putting”. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2011 00:12 - United States

Today, my girlfriend, who's on a diet, refused to give me a blow job because my sperm would "add useless calories" to her day. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2011 20:26 - United States

Today, I had to convince my girlfriend that, no matter how much she makes herself burp, she won't lose any weight. She still doesn't understand why. FML

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Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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Gas giant

By Anonymous - 04/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend refuses to follow her doctor-mandated diet, which results in, among other things, utterly rancid gas. It's so foul that I've taken to sleeping on the couch, and I'm seriously considering hiring a prostitute so I can have sex without gagging on the stench. FML

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Friday 22 April 2011 12:01

What ever happened to unconditional love??

honeypixi01 0

Friday 22 April 2011 12:02

Tell her that her face doesn't turn you on and give her a facial to cover it up so you don't have to see it.

Comments

numberswoman 14

Monday 25 April 2011 6:20

Is the bitch supermodel perfect? Find someone else.

whosechairisthat 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:18

hey, the computer screen/hand doesnt mind your flab ;()

razajin 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:36

Why do you even have a flab? why do commenters hate on this? jesus...u cant be so selfish think about the girl too....fatness/overweight/obesity isnt a sickness or disease...its just bad attitude.

daaanielle14 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:42

thats just rude

crimsonzorro 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:07

sounds like low self discipline. always strive to improve sir your fault.

meltingtaco 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 6:28

dump her for a chubby chaser. you'll be loved for your body and you get to eat cake! mmm....

nismos13420guy 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 10:07

dude **** that bitch buddie gurls are a dime a dozen dude sorry chicks that arent bitches

fknrad 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:23

tell her that her cooter stinks but you deal with it anyway

rawr9able 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 11:51

149, rape is by force not by choice therefore your point is invalid. If you're going to go by that I would think OP would of stopped if she asked him to in which it appears he did. As you said an opinion is an opinion. 159, I was never expecting anyone to agree with me I was just putting in my comment so please get over yourself. :3 ah bluegoldfish isn't all that original either.

lucins 7

Saturday 30 April 2011 14:45

you should start going to the gym soon. that's a turn off for almost all the women!! If you care about her and love her you will take care of you and your body for her.