FML : Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat". She replied "so don't touch...

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat". She replied "so don't touch you at all?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By justinherass - / Saturday 28 March 2009 05:43 / Canada

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By hpodity | 0

#64629 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

Stop bitching about your weight. This is not an FML, it's entirely your fault. Lay off the pies and go for a run.

By UrLifeDoesntSuck | 0

#64630 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

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By Beccabee | 0

#64628 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop

By hpodity | 0

#64629 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Mrmeatfold | 2

#3193270 - Sunday 28 August 2011 6:02

Amen

NeonShockz | 4

#6695462 - Monday 26 September 2016 12:51

hes not bitching about his weight, hes bitching about what his girlfriend said.

By UrLifeDoesntSuck | 0

#64630 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:31

Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

By AntiChrist7 | 0

#64639 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:35

That happens when your width is bigger than your lenght. YDI

By fmylifeapp | 0

#64649 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:40

You just got owned! Im sorry :(

By BamxBitch | 0

#64655 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:44

Ha, I agree with #1.

By Jasper_fml | 0

#64663 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:48

ydi.
at least she likes you for your character.

By kinkysexx | 0

#64670 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:51

lol, i'd never date a fat guy

zeldagirl77 | 7

#5797130 - Wednesday 18 December 2013 21:02

Someone is really shallow.

mattrd_fml | 31

#5979449 - Wednesday 18 June 2014 9:49

I would never date someone who says they would never date a fat guy.

By TryToBeKind | 0

#64677 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:55

You told your girlfriend to stop doing osmething she wanted to do and she just put you in your place. Good for her.

By Nofuckyourlife | 1

#64681 - Saturday 28 March 2009 14:56

Your fault for being fat, fatty.

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