By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat". She replied "so don't touch you at all?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 824
You deserved it 24 940

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Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop

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hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop

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hes not bitching about his weight, hes bitching about what his girlfriend said.

Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

That happens when your width is bigger than your lenght. YDI

You just got owned! Im sorry :(

Ha, I agree with #1.

ydi. at least she likes you for your character.

lol, i'd never date a fat guy

Someone is really shallow.

I would never date someone who says they would never date a fat guy.

You told your girlfriend to stop doing osmething she wanted to do and she just put you in your place. Good for her.

Your fault for being fat, fatty.