Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend and she was grabbing the fat on my stomach I said to her "stop touching my fat". She replied "so don't touch you at all?" FML
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hpodity
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Stop bitching about your weight. This is not an FML, it's entirely your fault. Lay off the pies and go for a run.
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UrLifeDoesntSuck
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Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.
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Beccabee
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hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop
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hpodity
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Mrmeatfold
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Amen
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NeonShockz
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hes not bitching about his weight, hes bitching about what his girlfriend said.
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UrLifeDoesntSuck
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Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.
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AntiChrist7
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That happens when your width is bigger than your lenght. YDI
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fmylifeapp
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You just got owned! Im sorry :(
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BamxBitch
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Ha, I agree with #1.
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Jasper_fml
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ydi.
at least she likes you for your character.
at least she likes you for your character.
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kinkysexx
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lol, i'd never date a fat guy
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zeldagirl77
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Someone is really shallow.
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mattrd_fml
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I would never date someone who says they would never date a fat guy.
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TryToBeKind
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You told your girlfriend to stop doing osmething she wanted to do and she just put you in your place. Good for her.
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Nofuckyourlife
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Your fault for being fat, fatty.