By justinherass - 28/03/2009 05:43 - Canada

Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So don't touch you at all?" FML
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Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop

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hahahahahahaha she is just being playful...but that is kinda mean...lose weight if u really want her to stop

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hes not bitching about his weight, hes bitching about what his girlfriend said.

Every healthy person's body is covered in a layer of fat. She's technically correct. Maybe you should have been a bit nicer about it.

AntiChrist7 0

That happens when your width is bigger than your lenght. YDI

You just got owned! Im sorry :(

BamxBitch 0

Ha, I agree with #1.

ydi. at least she likes you for your character.

lol, i'd never date a fat guy

Someone is really shallow.

I would never date someone who says they would never date a fat guy.

TryToBeKind 0

You told your girlfriend to stop doing osmething she wanted to do and she just put you in your place. Good for her.

Your fault for being fat, fatty.